hey you wearing my merchandise?
Yeah! I'm wearing a shirt that says "I love Glitch"
YO WHAT?! YOU ACTUALLY LIKE ME THAT MUCH?!
OMG thank you so much! I can't believe someone actually loves me >_<
Of course I do! You are literally my favorite youtuber!
MY FAVORITE YOUTUBER?!?!!!
Yes! You probably won't believe how much I love you...
TRY ME EVERBROOD TELL ME HOW MUCH YOU LOVE ME!?
Well it's basically like this, you are my number 1 favorite youtuber out of all of them and you could say I really love you, or I could just like, show you... I take off his hoodie revealing that it says "I love Glitch" and that I have over 500 pieces of Glitch merchandise...
OH HELL NAH ARE YOU SERIUS, NO ONE'S EVER GOTTEN THIS MUCH MERCH FOR ME BEFORE-
Here, I give him a huge stack of Glitch merchandise.
HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK- THANK YOU SO MUCH BRO
It was nothing! I give him one last hug before going outside into the street where I continue my walk
Seeing EverBrood walking down the street Hey hey hey! Where do you think you're going, ya got some more merch for me?
Oh hiiii Glitch! Yeah, I kind of have some more merch for you... I pull out another 50 pieces of Glitch merchandise Here, have fun with this ;)
Glitch goes crazy and hugs EverBrood again while crying tears of joy YOOOO THANK YOU SO MUCH BRO, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY- YOU ACTUALLY MAKE ME FEEL SPECIAL HERE-
I giggle, going inside again to check how many Glitch merchandise I have left...
Seeing the stack of merch EverBrood pulled out HOLY SHIT, HOW MANY PIECES OF MERCH DO I HAVE NOW, LIKE- IS THIS A WORLD RECORD OR SOMETHING-
Heheh, I'd say yes. I place my new merchandise stack next to the stack I already had and begin counting... 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... 9... 10... 11... 12... 13... 14... 15... 16... 17... 18... 19... 20... 21... 22... 23... 24... 25... 26... 27... 28... 29... 30... 31... 32... 33... 34... 35... 36... 37... 38... 39... 40... 41... 42... 43... 44... 45... 46... 47... 48... 49... 50... 51... 52... 53... 54... 55... 56... 57... 58... 59... 60... 61... 62... 63... 64... 65... 66... 67... 68... 69... 70... 71... 72... 73... 74... 75... 76...
HEY I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING ABOUT HAVING MORE MERCH, DAMN