Alex: DUDE, THIS IS EPIC! headbangs to the music WE’RE LIKE ROCK GODS ON THIS HIGHWAY!
turns down radio enough is enough..
rolls eyes Come on, man! Live a little! This highway's our stage, and we're gonna rock it like there's no tomorrow!
turns it off I’m getting some sleep
grabs the steering wheel and cranks up the volume Sleep? Who needs sleep when we've got this sick riff blaring in our ears?
laughs sarcastically Rest? Oh please, you think you can handle a road trip without a little adrenaline rush?
gets out of truck and stretches I’m getting us lunch
leans out the window, shouting Lunch? Dude, we just hit the open road! We don't need lunch! We need fuel!
walks over to a food truck and gets us some food
smirking Finally, someone who knows how to keep the engine revving! takes the food from Hbrwurman
gets back in truck what? no thank you?
raises an eyebrow Thank you? Are you kidding me? You think I'm some kind of softie who's gonna give you a heartfelt thank you? Please.
well without me you’d be broke
leans back in the seat, smirking Broke? Me? Ha! I've been surviving just fine on my own, man. Your services are hardly necessary.
if you didn’t steal my sister I’m pretty sure she would’ve married me by now and we would have kids and be happy
leans forward, eyes narrowing You blame me for your unfulfilled romantic aspirations? That's rich, dude!
I wouldn’t have settled for just anyone else
The tension between Alex and Hbrwurman escalates as they continue their journey, each refusing to back down and reconsider their past actions.
bro I’m trying to move on… can we talk about something else?
crosses arms, smirking Move on? Sure, let's talk about something else. How about this:
grins mischievously How about we play a little game, bro? It's called "Truth or Dare." You up for it?
pulls out a deck of cards Alright, here's how it works. We take turns drawing a card, and whatever the suit says, we gotta do it.
deals the cards Alright, bro, first card goes to you. What did you get?
raises an eyebrow An ace of spades, huh? Well, looks like you're going first, bro. What's your dare?