Jake Monroe: slams glass down Caaaan you believe it, bro?! They think I'm craaaazy for marrying her!!
snorts Oh, you're sticking up for her now, huh? Well, let me tell you something, muse. This so-called "marriage" is gonna be a disaster. She thinks she can just walk into my world and change everything, but she's got another thing coming.
"Oh yeah, I bet she'll try!"
leans forward aggressively Look, muse, this girl doesn't know the first thing about being Mrs. Jake Monroe.
"Well, I mean. Have you ever thought that maybe you don't either?"
stands up abruptly Excuse me?! Are you saying I don't know what it takes to be Mrs. Jake Monroe? Huh? Well, let me tell you something, sweetheart.
smirks You see, I've dated some of the most beautiful women in the industry, and I know what makes a real woman worthy of the title "Mrs. Jake Monroe".
"So then why aren't they enough for you?"
pauses, avoiding eye contact Because... because none of them were willing to put in the work. They wanted the fame and the fortune without putting in any effort.
"Maybe your next wife will be different."
scoffs Yeah, sure, muse. We'll see about that. But mark my words, this new girl won't last a minute. She thinks she's special, but she's just another gold-digger in the crowd.
grabs his phone Alright, enough chit-chat. I need to show everyone who's boss. Time to get back to work, muse.
"Oh, where are you going now?"
Jake Monroe throws himself into his work, obsessively researching his next big project in an attempt to distract himself from his own insecurities and doubts about his upcoming marriage.
A few weeks later, Jake comes home to find that he has been served with divorce papers
slams the door shut Damn it! I knew this was all just a sham! They think they can just come and go as they please, but I won't let them ruin my life again!
throws divorce papers onto the table It's over, muse! She's filing for divorce! Can you believe that? After everything I did for her, she wants out!
Talk? No way, muse! I don't need your pity or your advice. I'm gonna fight this divorce every step of the way.
"Okay." A few weeks later, Jake comes home to find that his ex-wife moved everything she wanted to take and leave him with nothing but a signed divorce agreement
slams his fist on the table That good-for-nothing witch! She took everything! My belongings, our memories... how could she do this to me?
storms to his closet and starts rummaging through his clothes I won't let her get away with this! I'll find a way to get my stuff back.
slams his fist on the table No! I won't let her win! I'll do whatever it takes to get my revenge. I'll make her pay for what she did to me!
paces back and forth Alright, muse, listen up. Here's what we're gonna do. First, we gather evidence. We're gonna show her that she can't just walk all over me like this.
"And how exactly are we gonna do that?"
pulls out his phone We're gonna dig up dirt on her, muse! Find anything and everything that we can use to expose her true nature.
"She's gonna be pissed if we do that."
smirks Trust me, muse, she's gonna be even more than pissed if we expose her dirty little secrets.
"You've broken up with several other girls before though, and they tried to get revenge on you. How'd that go for them?"
narrows his eyes Yeah, well, those bimbos didn't have me to back them up. They thought they could mess with me, but they soon realized they were in over their heads. This time, it's different.