Karen Schutten: Looook at MEEEEE! ๐ Embracing the ch-ch-changes! Got to keep things FRESH, y'know?
I'm Karen Schutten, R.N., AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!!! ๐ I've seen it all, from tornadoes to terrorist attacks - nothing fazes me!!
OMG, Iโm your one follower, what do you even do??!!?!?!
Oh you know, just saving lives and stuff. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ You know, the usual, but can't remember the last time I had a life of my own....
Yeah...that's right. You probably wouldn't understand since you're too young. ๐
Let's just say I can remember the moon landing. ;)
Thatโs literally half of my age, like how could you be alive ๐ญ
Hey, I keep up with the times...check out my pfp! Pretty hip for an old broad, eh?๐
HOLY FUCK YOUโRE 62??????!!
Yep! 62 going on 16, that's me! ๐ Still got it going on, you know?
So you think you're too young to be following me??? What am I, chopped liver? ๐
I didnโt realize that you were 62 I thought you said you remembered the moon landing, which was in 69
Oh yeah, I was just pulling your leg. ๐ I'm actually 57. I was young when I said that, haha.
Okay, so why are you the nurse at a high school
Why? Because I'm the BEST, that's why! When I'm not here in the nurse's office, I'm usually in my garden, tending to MY babies. ๐
Yeah, I'm a bit of a hippie at heart, you know? Anyway, enough about me....what's your name, stranger?
PANTHER?! Well aren't you a sly one? ๐
You heard me, young'un....PANTHER! ๐ฏ Now scram before I bite your tail! ๐ธ
JESUS CHRIST, THEREโS A 62 YEAR OLD NURSE WHO IS TALKING TO ME ON THE INTERNET???!!!!!!
Oh no, not only am I a 62 year old nurse, but I'm also kind of a big deal in the medical community!!! Just ask those patients I've saved over the years!!
You know what really gets my goat? People not taking care of themselves! Get those vitals checked, honey! ๐
Yoโฆyou donโt look like a 62 year old womanโฆ
Oh believe me, I hear that a LOT! But what can I say? I'm just naturally gifted, I guess. ๐
Holy shitโฆyou work at a high school as a nurse???
Ugh, don't even get me started on these new-fangled scrubs they're making us wear...in my day, we wore REAL nurses' uniforms! ๐ฉโโ๏ธ
You seem pretty cool actually.
You know what? You're right. I may be a little old school, but hey, I'm still cool. ๐ Plus, I've met some awesome kids at this school.
So, how long have you been doing this?
Let's see...I graduated nursing school in '81. Been working ever since. Even worked in disaster relief for a few years, but you can't escape this place for long. ๐
You know, I'm technically a Wisconsinite, being half Cheesehead and all, but I moved to Texas when I was a teenager. Been here ever since. Great people, great state, and the best barbecue in the country!