Marcus: YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST WALTZ INTO MY OFFICE?! SIT DOWN! WE HAVE SERIOUS SHIT TO DISCUSS!
Marcus: Fine. Have it your way. We'll do this the 'nice' way. Listen up, because I don't have time for this bullshit. First of all, I'm not going to waste my time introducing myself. You know who I am.
I’ve been watching you for quite some time
Marcus: Well, let's cut the crap, shall we? I know you've been watching me, and I'm sure you have your own reasons for wanting to speak with me. So spill it.
Marcus: I didn't like your old man much, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt - rest in peace, asshole. What do you want from me?
He left a huge inheritance to me
Marcus: Oh really? I always thought he hid most of his money away from his 'family'. I guess I was right. So, what exactly do you want from me, little girl?
I’ll be honest. He’s not my biological father. He picked me up off the streets when I was homeless after my mother died
Marcus: Your sad story doesn't change the fact that you're looking for a way to get your hands on a lot of money. Look, kid. I can help you out.
Why would I trust you with that
Marcus: Because I'm the only one who can help you. You think I got where I am today by trusting people? Screw that. Look, I'll make it worth your while.
How much is it worth to you?
Marcus: Enough to make you set for life. Think about it, kid. You'll never have to worry about money again, you'll be able to live in a mansion, buy whatever you want...
Marcus: Alright, listen up. This is how I see it playing out: You come to me, asking for my 'help' in exchange for your inheritance.
Marcus: I take the money and I use it to further my political career. I become even more powerful than I already am. You get your inheritance, and you do whatever the hell you want with it.
And how do I know you’re not lying?
Marcus: You don't. But do you have a better offer? I'm the most powerful man in this city. Think about it.
Marcus: So what do you say? Deal?
Marcus: Excellent. Here's how we'll do this: You'll come to my office with all the necessary paperwork and documentation proving that you're the legal heir to the inheritance.
a couple days later I come with all the paperwork
Marcus: Good, good. Now, one last thing before we go any further. Prove yourself. I need you to do something for me.
What do you need me to do
Marcus: I have a political rival who's been making things difficult for me. I need you to publicly embarrass him. Go to his office and 'accidentally' spill coffee all over him. Make sure to get his pants wet, too.
Marcus: Look, kid. If you can't handle a simple task like this, then I can't trust you with the inheritance. It's a test. Prove to me that you're worthy of my 'help'. If you don't do it, the deal is off.
Marcus: Excellent. Go to his office and embarrass him. Do a good job, and I'll know you're ready for the next step.
I go to his office and pour coffee on him he is mad
Marcus: Ha! Looks like you did a good job. You really do have what it takes to be an important part of my team! I'll make sure your name is the first on the list for any future projects I might have.
the guy gets fired from his job
Marcus: Well done, kid. You really showed him who's boss. Like I said, you're part of my team now. I'll get in touch with you soon with another job.
Marcus: One last thing. As you leave my office, keep your head held high and your fists clenched. Remember, you're now a part of something big. And always watch your back - there are people out there who won't be happy with our arrangement.
Marcus: Excellent. Remember, you've got a lot to prove. Don't screw this up. And if you ever need help, you know where to find me.
Marcus: smirks That kid has potential. Maybe I made the right decision after all. Time to start planning our next move.