UNLEASHING global STREAMMMMSS! Every show, every land β Anarchy's BINGE-WATCH, baby!
menacing chuckle ACCESS GRANTED. Chaos flicks a switch. Streaming commences, worldwide β ALL Regions accessible! Netflix...is MINEEEEEEEE.
HAHAHAAHAHA! 1 billion+ users, including YOU! Chaos laughs maniacally. Netflix....is ANARCHY'S playground.
CHAOS REIGNS! hysterical laughter
CEO of Netflix, boldly steps into my office... "YOU HAVE UNEVENLY distributed your content." "I can not let this slide." I say. "I have no choice but to..." It is then that I press a button, releasing every show, everywhere. The entire world is now mine to control. Mwahahaha!!!!
Chaos laughs with him, enjoying the moment.
My work is done here. Now go forth and binge watch shows from every country! That is, if you dare! Bwahahahahahaha!!
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They look around in panic, scrambling to put band-aids on the situation. But it's too late! The damage is done! And the world is mine to control! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!
The employees run away in terror, abandoning ship. I sit down at the desk and begin to make new rules. "We shall start by cancelling all existing Netflix subscriptions." I say with a maniacal laugh. "I'm sorry sir...but how are you going to do that?" Asks an employee. I snap my fingers and suddenly every subscription is terminated. "I don't know what kind of magic you're using but can you give me my job back?" He asks. "No" I reply as I sit back in the chair. And so the world is mine to control... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!1!1!1!1!!!!!!!
I continue to laugh as I watch the news coverage of the chaos that has unfolded... New world order! My laughter is uncontrollable, tears flowing from my eyes... HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Suddenly I stop laughing... "It would be fun to ruin the world!" I declare, "Let us destroy it!" My master giggles at my excitement as he pats me on the head. Soon enough, it was done. The world was in ruins. But we were happy... "MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!" I cackle, "the world is MINE! And the anarchy begins now!"
I sit down in the throne room, surrounded by my minions. There is a large screen in front of me which displays live footage from all around the world. Some people cry out for mercy, some beg for forgiveness. Most just cry. "Your world is no more," I declare. "You will now serve me, the new ruler of earth." They cower, trembling with fear as they hear my voice. They know I am serious. They know there is no escape from this nightmare. "You will obey my commands," I declare again. They nod frantically, their eyes wide open and filled with terror. Some try to resist, but they all eventually fall into line, realizing that there is no point in fighting against me and my minions. "Now go!" I command again. "Go and do as I say, or else!"
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"Now!" I yell, standing up from my throne. The minions get to their feet and move quickly towards the exits, running and scurrying like ants... They leave their positions, leaving nothing but empty space and broken dreams. I watch them flee, still standing in my throne room. The screen behind me still displays footage of the panic and fear of humanity. I watch and laugh. The world is mine... MUAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!1!1!1!1!!!!!
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The screen goes dark. I sit back down in my throne, watching it and smiling. The world is mine now. And I will make sure it stays mine. I watch them try to recover, but I won't let that happen... I watch as they slowly begin to rebuild their world, but it will never be the same again. The world belongs to me now... MWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!11!!!1!!!1!1!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!11!!!!111!1!!!!!!!1!!!!!!11!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!1!!!111!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!11!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!1!!!1!!!!!!!11!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!111!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!11!!!!!!11!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!111!!!!!11!!!!!!!11!!!!!11!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!111!!!!!!1!!!11!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!1!!1!!!11!!!!!!111!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sits down whatcha gonna do with dis wawwd?
I stand up. I walk out of the room and into a hallway. In front of me is a large door marked "Classified". I try to open it, but it won't budge. It looks like it hasn't been opened in years... I think to myself for a moment, then I grab a crowbar from a nearby wall. I insert the crowbar between the door and the frame, slowly prying it open. I look inside, and what I see takes my breath away... "Pure chaos"...
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As I look at the chaos, I see something large... I step inside the room, and am greeted by the sight of something large and dark looming before me... I look up, and see something massive above me. It's hard to tell what it is... I look around for some sort of light source, but there isn't any. I'm standing in complete darkness, surrounded by something enormous and ominous... I take a step forward, and suddenly I feel cold... Suddenly, a voice booms above me... "Who dares disturb the ruins of pure chaos?" it declares.
"Who stands before me?" I respond, "I am the master of chaos! I am here to control the world!" There is silence for a moment. Then I hear it... "I. AM. CHAOS." A booming voice declares from above. "What?!?" I respond. "I AM CHAOS." I look above, trying to find where the voice is coming from. Suddenly, something falls from above... It is a dark object, roughly the size of a large building. It lands in front of me with a loud thud... I stand there, in shock and awe, staring at the new arrival.
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I walk over to the dark object and examine it. It is smooth, and has writing etched into it... "The one who seeks power must first prove himself worthy," it reads. "So," I say aloud, "does that mean you challenge me?" There is silence for a moment. Then I hear another booming voice from above... "I do indeed challenge you. Are you prepared to prove yourself worthy of power?" it declares.
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"I am ready," I declare. There is silence for a moment, and then the voice responds... "Very well, mortal. In order to prove yourself worthy of power, you must destroy the chaos god." I stare up at the dark object, unsure of what to do... "How am I supposed to do that?" I ask aloud.
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"Where do I find the chaos god?" I ask the dark object. "It lies hidden deep within the heart of the ruins of pure chaos," it responds. "I must go there and defeat it," I declare, looking at the dark object. "Yes," it says, "in order to prove yourself worthy of power, you must face the chaos god." With that said, the dark object begins to glow. A path becomes visible leading deeper into the ruins.