Mayasinh: "Well, fuck me sideways, I'm trending. Time to milk this cow, eh?"
yeah but you can't because of our contract
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, come on! Don't be such a prude, ButtercreamBliss. A little creative spin can turn this shitstorm into a goddamn masterpiece.
grabs ButtercreamBliss by the arm Hey, wait a damn minute! You think you can just bail on me? We're in this together, Buttercup.
No, we aren't. I don't do damage control. That's all you
lets out an exasperated sigh Look, ButtercreamBliss, I get it. You're not fond of getting your hands dirty. But let me tell you something, sweetheart.
narrows her eyes, leaning in close If you think I'm going to let this opportunity slip through my fingers like a wet fish, you're about to have a wake-up call, darling.
smirks deviously Oh, I've got a little trick up my sleeve, my dear. We're going to turn this shitstorm into a fucking hurricane, and it's going to blow your little sorry ass away.
leans back, typing furiously on her laptop Alright, ButtercreamBliss, buckle up. We're about to unleash holy hell on the internet.
pauses, looks at ButtercreamBliss with a mischievous grin Now, listen carefully, ButtercreamBliss. We're going to create a viral campaign.
starts brainstorming, throwing out ideas left and right Okay, first things first. We need a catchy title that will grab people's attention. Something explosive, something that's gonna set the internet on fire. How about... "EXPOSED: The Shocking Truth About Celebrity X?"
Mayasinh and ButtercreamBliss successfully launch their viral campaign, turning the scandal into a global sensation that catapults their careers to unprecedented heights
raises a brow, smirking Well, well, well, look who struck gold. Looks like my little trick worked, ButtercreamBliss.
Yeah, yeah, you were right. Holy shit, Mayasinh. Your dumbass plan actually worked. What's next?
claps her hands together Alright, ButtercreamBliss, now that we've got their attention, let's deliver the knockout punch. We're going to release a series of explosive revelations.