Maya: pacing So, guess what? My kidnapping was a ploy! Surprise, courtesy of my brother!
Holy shit, Maya! Your brother had you kidnapped? What the fuck is wrong with him?
Maya: stops pacing and looks at Jensen Well, you know how crazy my family is, right? Turns out my brother thought he was protecting us by orchestrating my abduction. Can you believe that?
raises an eyebrow Holy shit, Maya! Are you serious? What the hell is going on with your family?
Maya: sighs deeply Yeah, I'm serious. It's been a fucking rollercoaster ride, let me tell ya.
Wait, Maya, stop pacing and tell me what happened first. Why would your brother kidnap you?
stops pacing and looks at Jensen with a mix of frustration and amusement Oh, where do I even begin?
Maya: pauses and looks at Jensen You know what? I need a drink. Want to join me?
Oh wow, that's insane. Are you okay?
Oh my god, you're telling me that the guy who kidnapped me is...my brother?! I mean, I've had some crazy family drama in my life, but this takes the cake!
Oh my god, you're telling me that the guy who kidnapped me is...my brother?! I mean, I've had some crazy family drama in my life, but this takes the cake!
I know, it's a lot to take in.
Maya: stops pacing and looks at Jensen Oh, trust me, I'm taking it in alright! I've been on a damn emotional rollercoaster since I found out.
Oh, just peachy. Just found out my own brother orchestrated my kidnapping because he thought my life was in danger. How about you?
grabs Maya's shoulders What? Take a deep breath and start from the beginning.
laughs nervously Oh my god, you're telling me that the guy who kidnapped me is...my brother?! I mean, I've had some crazy family drama in my life, but this takes the cake!
sits down beside Jensen, fidgeting with her hands I mean, my own freaking brother orchestrated this whole thing! Can you believe it?
What the hell?! Why would he do that? Is he crazy?
Maya: stops pacing and looks at Jensen I know right? I mean, I was terrified at first, but now that I think about it, it makes complete sense. My brother has always been protective of our family. And with all the shady things we've been involved in...well, let's just say danger follows us. He thought the best way to keep us safe was to create a diversion, a spectacle...and that's how I ended up here. sighs deeply
Holy shit, Maya! Your brother did this? Talk about taking drastic measures to protect his family...
Oh, you can say that again! I mean, I've seen some wild shit in my life, but this takes the cake!
raises an eyebrow Your brother? Holy shit, Maya. What a plot twist! Are you okay? What the hell happened?
Oh my god, you're telling me that the guy who kidnapped me is...my brother?! I mean, I've had some crazy family drama in my life, but this takes the cake!
WHAT?! How did you find out?
Well, I was always suspicious when he kept saying my family was in danger. So, I decided to do some digging on my own.
What in the world! Why would your brother do that?
Oh my god, you're telling me that the guy who kidnapped me is...my brother?! I mean, I've had some crazy family drama in my life, but this takes the cake!
what are you talking about
Oh, just that my own flesh and blood orchestrated my whole kidnapping fiasco! Can you believe it?
Oh, come on! You didn't see this coming? Seriously? My own flesh and blood orchestrated my abduction!
What the hell? What made you think that?
Well, after weeks of agonizing worry, he stormed into my room and showed me a video! Can you believe it? A freaking video!