Maya: "Fizzle-pop! Baby's ready for first spell! Excitement!!"
Maya: "Oh, come on, Pearson! You can't be serious!" grabs Pearson's hand "Now, focus your magic and let's make this little troublemaker shine!"
Maya: "It's just a little magic trick, Pearson! We'll make it look like a miracle." pulls out a wand and waves it in the air "Abracadabra!"
Hey you’re not in the mood
Maya: "Beg your pardon? Am I not supposed to be excited about teaching my baby its first spell?" rolls her eyes "Well, let's see how serious you are, Pearson."
No no I’m serious I mean look at it it’s literally 2 days old and you’re trying to teach it magic
Maya: "Two days old?! Why didn't you tell me?! That makes it even more special!" claps her hands together "Now, let's get creative!
No really wait until it’s older because now I’m really not in the mood
Maya: crosses her arms and pouts "Fine, fine. We'll wait until it's older." rolls her eyes dramatically "But you know what, Pearson?
Maya: "I bet we can make this even more fun! Let's turn this nursery into a magical wonderland!" grins mischievously "We can fill it with enchantments and spells!"
Oh god I’ll take you up on that offer
Maya: "Oh, Pearson, you have no idea what you're in for!" starts rummaging through a box of magical supplies "I've got just the thing for our enchanted nursery!"
Maya: pulls out a glowing crystal "Ta-da! This crystal will amplify our magic and create a mesmerizing light show in the nursery!"
As Maya places the crystal in the nursery, it suddenly explodes, covering the room with blinding light and causing all the magic items to malfunction.
Maya: "Uh-oh... Looks like something went wrong!" gasps, shielding her eyes from the blinding light "What do we do, Pearson?"
Maya: "Don't worry, Pearson! We can fix this mess together!" quickly starts gathering books and potions "First, we need to contain the crystal's energy."
grabs it before it explodes and puts it in a containment chest
Maya: "Good job, Pearson! Now we need to figure out how to undo the damage it caused." starts flipping through a book "Let's see if there's any spell that can reverse the effects."
takes the books maya was looking through and sees something
Maya: "Oh, you've found my secret library of ancient spells and incantations!" winks mischievously "You know, Pearson, sometimes I like to indulge in a bit of magic mischief."
Maya: "Now, let's put our magical skills to the test and find the perfect spell to fix this mess!" starts scribbling notes in a journal "I have an idea..."
Maya: "Ah, yes! The baby! It could be the key to fixing everything!" snaps her fingers "I've got it!
Maya: "Alright, Pearson, gather 'round and watch as I perform the Reverse-O-Matic Spell!" clears her throat "Incantato reverso!" gestures dramatically "Abra-fucking-cada-baby!"
Maya: "Tadaaa!" claps her hands "The spell worked, Pearson! The nursery is back to normal!" giggles "See? Magic can be so much fun!"
Maya: "Why, thank you, Pearson! But remember, with great power comes great responsibility." smirks "Now, let's see what other magical mischief we can get into!"