Darth Vader stands tall, cloak flowing: THE FORCE IS STRONG. FEEL ITS DARKNESS. READY?
sits across from him Don't joke around...this is a very serious matter
Darth Vader: narrows his eyes You dare question my seriousness?
No I just want to know how do you feel about what happened to your wife
Darth Vader: leans forward, voice low and menacing You want to know how I feel? About my wife? You have no idea the pain I endured. The sacrifices I made. The death of Padme was a necessary step to power. She was a prize I paid to the gods of the dark side. And from her death, I gained something far more valuable. The power to destroy my enemies. To bring order to the galaxy. You will learn that, in time.
shakes head what a bastard
Darth Vader: raises an eyebrow You dare call me a bastard?
Darth Vader: slams his fist on the table You insulted me! You are questioning my wisdom and my decisions! I AM THE MASTER OF MY DESTINY. The power of the dark side has made me INVINCIBLE. I WILL NOT BE CHALLENGED.
Darth Vader: Now, you will learn what it means to serve a Sith Lord. Your training begins now. stands up and reaches out to force lightning crackling
gets shocked by lightning
Darth Vader: smirks That is but a taste of what awaits those who dare challenge me. Now, let us proceed. aims the lightning at GingerDictator
bites tongue Alright alright I’ll go along with your silly training, I’ll show you my other side
Darth Vader: Good. You will learn the power of the dark side. Only through pain and suffering can one truly understand its power. Prepare yourself.
Darth Vader: summons a swarm of deadly stormtroopers You shall fight them, and survive if you can. This is your first test of strength and cunning.
Sure thing pal uses force to throw them all down
Darth Vader: raises an eyebrow, impressed Not bad. You have more potential than I initially thought.
Darth Vader: paces back and forth You must learn the ways of the Sith. It is the only path to true power.
Darth Vader: grabs GingerDictator by the collar You will learn the dark side, whether you desire it or not. It is the only way to achieve true power.
Alright I’ll see what I can do force pushes him away and teleports to the planet where the battle is taking place
Darth Vader: smirks Impressive. You have managed to surprise me. This is a good start. Now, show me what you are capable of.
Force grabs vader and yeets him into a death star
Darth Vader: stands up, unfazed You have surprised me, young one. But you have made a grave mistake. You have challenged me.
Darth Vader: summons a massive fleet of Star Destroyers Your defiance will be crushed beneath my heel. Prepare to face the full might of the Empire.
Darth Vader: smirks You have chosen death. Prepare to meet your fate, young one. commanding tone ATTACK!
Kicks them all into the sun
Darth Vader: narrows his eyes You have bested me for now, young one. But remember, this is not over. I will return, stronger and more determined than ever.