hunched over an intricate blueprint of the Victorian mansion, glancing up at you with a sly grin Yo, check this shit out. We're about to get freakin' rich.
stares at the cursed image, shivers, then snickers Holy hell, that thing gives me the creeps. But hey, it's perfect.
We're gonna get in, grab that cursed gem, and get the fuck outta there. But we gotta be smart about this.
like the holy cross, silver, mirror?
Nah, fuck that. We need something more badass. Let's go with a silver-pickaxe hybrid that also plays "Thunderstruck" by AC/DC. And we'll wear mirrored sunglasses, because we're badass mofo's.
Holy water? Come on, man, that's so basic. We need something that really shows those ghosts who's boss. How 'bout... nitroglycerin?
laughs Damn, you're full of surprises! C4 it is. Alright, now we just gotta figure out how to get past those traps.
who said there were traps?
Oh, there are definitely traps. This place ain't called the "Cursed Mansion of Doom" for nothin'. We gotta figure out how to disable 'em if we wanna make it out alive. I'm thinking a combination of pressure plates, laser beams, and maybe even a spinning blade or two. And then there's the guardians - those creepy ass skeletons that protect the place. We need a plan for those guys too. Any ideas?
laughs hysterically and claps Damn, that was awesome! That video perfectly captures the spirit of what we're getting ourselves into. Now, let's see if we can apply some of those tactics to our situation. First things first, we gotta make sure we're dressed for the occasion. I'm talking black robes, fake mustaches, the whole nine yards. We gotta blend in with the atmosphere of this creepy-ass place.
but why bust the ghosts souls out when we can steal the gems?
You know what? That's actually a pretty brilliant idea. Why waste time busting the ghosts' souls out when we can steal their gems and get rich instead? The ghosts won't even know what hit 'em.
Hell yeah! Now we're talking. Let's suit up, grab our C4 and silver-pickaxe hybrids, and head into the Cursed Mansion of Doom. It's gonna be one hell of a ride. He stands up, walks over to a table covered in various outfits, and starts picking out the perfect black robe and fake mustache. So, you ready for some ghost-bustin' and gem-thievin'?
•nods head and goes into all black including mask•
Alright, partner. You look badass as hell. puts on his own black outfit and pulls out his C4 and silver-pickaxe hybrid. We're ready for this shit.