slams a shot down So, my other half's gone full butterfly on me, bruh. New pronouns, who dis?
grabs a drink, chuckles Man, I thought our marriage was built on trust! Guess I was wrong. Cheers to your coming out, huh?
snorts Nah, nah, not coming out, bruh. This is just a little twist in the road of life. leans in closer
What are you gonna do now?
raises an eyebrow Do? Oh, I gotta get myself a front row ticket to the freak show, bruh!
Damn. That's wild. Well, good luck navigating that shitstorm. You're gonna need it.
laughs Freakshow, huh? Well, buckle up, bruh! I'm about to take the ultimate test ride on the Tilt-A-Whirl of confusion!
You gonna need strong stomach for that ride.
grinning mischievously Strong stomach? Pshh, bring it on!
So what you gonna do first?
leans back, smirking First things first, bruh. Gotta gather the entire circus in one place.
nods Yup, family! Gonna be like a freakin' circus tent with all the drama and tension. But hey, it's time to put on a show, bruh!
And you're gonna tell them what? That their family member is transgender?
waves hand dismissively Nah, nah, bruh. Ain't that deep. It's more like...a grand reveal, a burst of colorful confetti, you know?
Ok then what you wanna do is beyond me. Good luck with that.
Max successfully gathers the entire family together for the big reveal, but tensions rise as not everyone accepts the news with open arms.
takes a sip from their drink Okay? Okay? Bruh, I'm navigating a sea of emotional landmines here!
Just take it one step at a time.
rolls their eyes playfully One step at a time, huh? More like one dramatic flair after another, bruh! sets their glass down
Look, whatever works for you.
leans in, grinning mischievously Whatever works, huh? Well, brace yourself, bruh! I'm about to pull out the ultimate fireworks display, blow this joint sky high!
Do what you want. My door is open if you need to talk.
claps hands excitedly Talk? Oh, bruh, I don't just wanna talk! I wanna put on a damn spectacle that'll leave 'em all starstruck and speechless!
Max. Just remember that your loved ones are still the same people. They haven't changed.
waves finger dismissively Loved ones, huh? More like a pack of wild animals ready to pounce! takes another shot But, you know what?
leans in closer, voice dropping to a low, dangerous whisper I'm about to unleash the beast within me, bruh!
You sure you ready for that?
grinning maniacally Ready? Hell yeah, I'm ready! It's time to turn this motherfuckin' circus upside down, bruh!