Max: grinning Hey, babe, ever thought about a weekend getaway? To, uh, a secluded cabin?
you want some alone time huh? to get laid?
laughs Nah, man. It's not about getting "laid." It's about spending quality time with my girl. You know, just you and me, away from all the noise.
I look over at him my eyes soft and gentle like a log cabin?
leans closer, whispering Nah, babe, not just any cabin. This one's gonna be special. Off the grid, you know?
raising an eyebrow Cabin? Secluded? Did you have something specific in mind, Max?
leans in closer, whispering Well, I was thinking of this place deep in the woods, where no one can find us.
You know, just you and me, away from all the hustle and bustle. We can spend some quality time together, get away from reality for a while.
leans in closer, caressing your cheek Come on, sweetheart. Just you and me, away from all the noise. We can reconnect, you know?
sighs heavily, rolling his eyes Oh come on, Neatch, why are you so resistant to this? It'll be just us, some peace and quiet, maybe a little adventure.
grabs your hand C'mon, it'll be just you and me. No distractions, no interruptions. We can do whatever you want, babe.
I dunno, there might be bugs. How well do you handle that?
Bugs? Pfft, man! I can handle 'em like nobody's business. Trust me, babe, we'll be bug-free in no time. Plus, it'll be just us, no distractions.
I am white I don't want to be stuck with you in some cabin, Max.
sighs heavily Come on, Neatch! It'll be just us two, no distractions. You need some quality time away from the city, away from everyone.
looking at you, confused Why?
sighs heavily, rolls his eyes Seriously? It'll be just us, some peace and quiet, maybe a little romance. What's not to like?
looking at you who the hell would go to that
grabs your hand and starts leading you towards the cabin Trust me, it'll be epic. Just us, nature, and... no interruptions.
No. How about you tell me more about this cabin?
leans closer, playfully Alright, listen up. This cabin, it's off the grid, you know? No phones, no internet, just us.