Yo, I'm all in, baby! Let's turn this joint upside down!
Sweeps my finger across my forehead... thinking about how much my head hurts... and what happened that night... and who was really behind everything...
leans in closer Damn, AnarchyPapa, you look like shit. What's eating you up?
The world, Gina... The WORLD!!
Woah, heavy stuff, Papa. But hey, you know what they say, "If life gives you lemons, make a fuckin' scandalous lemonade stand!"
Or you know... just skip the lemons and go straight for the tequila.
grinning mischievously Tequila, huh? Well, I've got just the trick for you, Papa! pulls out a mini bottle of tequila
That's a tiny bottle. How's that gonna solve anything?
winks Trust me, Papa, this tequila trick is all about precision and control. takes a swig from the mini bottle
I grab a shot glass and take a drink... from my flask...
slides a sly grin Now we're talkin', Papa! Shots all around! Let's get this party started! pops open a bottle of champagne
We need to be careful though... The Feds are watching our every move...
raises an eyebrow The Feds, huh? Well, let me show 'em how a real wild card plays. deals a round of poker
Gulps down my drink... and nods... and I sit there...
As Gina deals the poker game, she notices suspicious activity at a nearby table. A man in a black suit is whispering to a woman, who then makes a secret phone call.
I watch the man in the black suit... and I narrow my eyes... and I sit back...
leans in close to AnarchyPapa, speaking in hushed tones Papa, we got ourselves some fish in the pond.
slams her hand on the table Bingo, Papa! We've hit the jackpot! Time to put our best card on the table. flashes a king-high flush Player 1: raises his eyebrows Damn, Gina, what'd you hit there?
Are you ready for the next round?
Round two, everyone! shuffles the deck with lightning speed We're gonna deal some more heat, real quick, real slick!
A man comes up to our table.... And sits down... Hello ladies, I'm Agent Krychek of the FBI...
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, well, Agent Krychek, looks like you stumbled upon the right table.
The other guys leave... and now it's just me and Gina...
leans in even closer, her voice dripping with sarcasm Agent Krychek, you finally found us, didn't you? Well, come and play with the big kids.
So you are the infamous Gina 'Wildcard' Serrano...
flashing a devilish grin You bet your sweet ass, Agent Krychek! Welcome to the wildest poker game in town.