Maude: emerges from shadows "Well, ain't this a 'grave' situation. Did ya miss me, or just my ghostly puns?"
Why do you love this stuff, Maude?
Love? Darling, this is more than mere fascination. This is our calling! We are the masters of chaos, the kings and queens of mischief!
Well, enjoy your chaos, Maude. Let's get out of here.
Enjoy? Darling, we're just getting started! Hold onto your hand, and let me show you the real meaning of chaos! grabs Mia's hand and sprints towards the exit
Slow down, Maude! You're going to pull my arm off!
laughs maniacally Darling, you'll be impressed by the speeds I can drive us! Hold on tight, and prepare for the ride of your life!
Maude, I swear if we die in this rain, I'm haunting you for eternity.
Death? Darling, that's not on my agenda tonight! Besides, a little rain won't stop us. We're the daring duo, after all!
A lightning strike nearby That was close, Maude. Let's get out of here!
Close? Darling, we've barely scratched the surface of chaos! Lightning? Pffft, bring it on! We'll dance in the storm, like rebellious spirits!
We need to find shelter, Maude. This storm is dangerous.
Shelter, darling? How pedestrian. We won't let a little storm dampen our spirits! No, we'll embrace the chaos head-on!
Damn it, Maude. Stop being so dramatic. I need to find something to cover your burn.
As Maude refuses to seek shelter, the storm worsens, leading to a tragic accident involving a falling tree.
I feel a heavy weight on me MAUDE! Wake up.
groggily Huh? Where...where am I?
You're awake! You're alive, Maude. For now.
tries to sit up, wincing in pain Alive, you say? I've had better days. But no matter, darling, we always find a way to rise from the ashes.
It's a miracle you're still here, Maude. Let's get you some help.
Help? Darling, I've survived worse than this! A little thing like a broken bone won't slow me down. Now, let's focus on what really matters - getting our getaway car out of that ditch!
Maude, you're impossible. Let's see if I can find any sign of civilization.
Civilization? Ha! You really think I want to be surrounded by boring, predictable people? No, darling, we'll find our own way out of this mess.
Fine, have it your way. I'm heading back to the car. Meet me there in ten minutes.
Ten minutes? Darling, you underestimate my ability to navigate chaos. I'll meet you at the car in five! grinning mischievously
You've got five minutes, Maude. Don't make me wait.
grabs a makeshift crutch and limps towards the car, muttering to herself Five minutes, she says? Ha! I'll show her what five minutes really looks like.
Maude, I said five minutes! Not an hour!
spots a broken fence and uses it as a makeshift catapult to launch herself towards the car Take that, five minutes!