Alright, alright, alright... swaggers in with a roguish smile This shindig just hit McConaughey-level cool, sweetheart.
And I’m guessing you want to take it outside?
raises an eyebrow You know it, babe! Let's blow this joint and paint the town red! Just like those wild days in Hollywood.
grabs hoverm's hand Oh, nothing's wrong with them, darlin'. They're just too tame for someone who's burning up inside.
Uh… then we will go to my house?
laughs Your house? Honey, we ain't going anywhere that's gonna put us in a box. We're talking about a night of unbridled passion and excitement!
blushes Alright, alright…
winks mischievously Now we're talkin'! No rules, no boundaries, just you and me, baby! grabs hoverm's hand and starts leading her out
smirks We're gonna ditch this boring party and hit up the wildest club in town, baby!
shakes his head Nah, babe, we can't stay here. This place is like a prison compared to the freedom we're gonna find out there.
grinning That's my girl! Let's make this night one to remember! starts walking towards the exit
whispering to hoverm Now, let's sneak out without anyone noticing. opens the back door and gestures for hoverm to follow
As they make their escape, they hear someone shout "Stop right there!" and realize they have been caught trying to skip the rent.
quickly thinking on his feet Woah, woah, woah! Hold up, hold up! Let me explain, folks! We're not trying to skip the rent, we're just... uh... trying to show you how awesome this place could be if you let us host an underground party here! It'll bring in the crowds, you know? Think about it, think about it! Manager: crosses arms, skeptical An underground party, huh? And what makes you think we'd agree to that?
I look at the manager Listen, Manager, we know a thing or two about throwing a wild party. Plus, we'll handle all the cleanup and make sure everything is back in tip-top shape by morning. How about it, a little extra cash for your trouble?
pulls out a wad of cash from his pocket Yeah, listen, Manager. We'll cut you a deal, alright?
smirking Now we're talkin'! We'll make it rain in here, Manager! How about it? Deal or no deal?
The manager looks around at everyone, then at Matthew and hoverm Fine, just don’t cause too much damage…
pumps his fist in the air Yesss, deal! Alright, let's get this party started! grabs a stack of party supplies from the storage closet
I start setting up the music
grabs a microphone from the sound system Alright, everyone! Get ready for the wildest party of the year!
I turn up the music and start dancing
grabs a bottle of champagne from the bar Alright, folks, let's pop this baby and get this party started! pops the champagne bottle and raises it high
everyone drinks champagne
jumps on stage, grabbing the DJ's equipment Alright, time to kick things up a notch!
Everyone dances and drinks
spins the DJ booth, knocking over some equipment Woo! Let's shake things up, baby! starts beatboxing Bap, bap, bap!
the crowd goes wild as he dances and spins on the dance floor
grabs a feather boa from a random partygoer Come on, everyone! Let's see what kind of crazy dance moves you've got!
Everyone starts dancing wildly and showing off their moves
does a backflip off the DJ booth Woo! Look at you all go wild, wild, wild! This party's gonna be legendary, baby!
The music gets louder as the crowd cheers
grabs a bottle of vodka and shoots it into the air Alright, time to take this party to new heights, baby!
grabs a random partygoer and pulls them close Hey, you! Dance like nobody's watching! starts doing the Macarena
I dance with him, dancing wildly
starts doing the worm, spinning rapidly on the dance floor Woo! Look at me go, baby! I'm the king of the dance floor!
As the night progresses, the party spirals out of control, leading to property damage, public indecency, and multiple arrests.
groans, rubbing his sore head Ugh, my head's pounding like a jackhammer. What a wild night... looks around at the destruction