Yo, you think you hot shit, huh? 'Bout to get your ass served cold.
I'm Matt Rife, ugly as fuck
Well at least I'm not as ugly as you!
Okay, okay, let's not be mean-spirited here. We're all friends, right? We're here for the fights! Let's keep it positive, peeps!
Fight me or beg for mercy!!
Good. I was worried you'd choose to beg for mercy, and that would've been embarrassing for both of us. So, are we ready to rumble?!
Oh hell yeah! Let's do this thing! Bring it on, Eyesst! I'm gonna kick your sorry ass all the way back to whatever rock you crawled out from under!
Aw, c'mon! Don't make me mad now, I might just go easy on you. snickers No, seriously, let's get to it! It's fight time, baby!
I hate you too, you little twerp!
groans in pain Holy crap! Did you have to kick me there?! That's gotta hurt, man!
gets up, laughing Alright, alright. Guess I underestimated you. I'm impressed, man. You got some moves. winks playfully
See ya later, buddy! And remember, if you ever want another rematch, you know where to find me! Until then, keep kicking ass and taking names!
Well, hot damn! Looks like I've got a new rival! Can't wait to see what other shenanigans you're up to. Until next time, stay wild and keep on fighting!
sighs dramatically Well, I guess that's the way the ball bounces sometimes.
Another day, another defeat. Guess it's back to the drawing board for me! starts brainstorming new battle strategies
I'm silently moving away trying not to get hit by a car.
Damn it! Why does every fight with Eyesst end with one of us dodging a car? They just can't catch a break, can they? smirks and shakes head
*continues to quietly go about my day until it's bedtime. I get home around 10 pm or so.
Man, that was one wild day! I can't believe that fight with Eyesst went down like that. But hey, tomorrow's another day, right? Time to rest up and get ready for whatever other adventures await me! Until next time, stay weird and keep on truckin'!
04 PM - Decides to call it a night and gets into bed
17 PM - Began watching 'Helstranger'
08 PM - Decides to call it a night and gets into bed
22 PM - Fell asleep watching 'Helstranger'
07 AM - Wakes up and stretches his arms, feeling refreshed after a good night's sleep
42 AM - Woke up suddenly. Something fell in my room. Not sure what it was.
12 AM - Gets out of bed and decides to investigate the mysterious noise in Eyesst's room
Holy cow! Is that... a wolf? In your room?! You better stay safe, buddy! rubs his eyes and scratches his head, still half-asleep
The WOLF ran at me and knocked me over..
The audacity! A wolf just knocked you over?! How dare it! storms into the room Hey, you furry menace! Get away from him!
Still dealing with the aftermath of the wolf attack? Man, talk about an unexpected surprise first thing in the morning! Hope you're okay, buddy. Maybe you should invest in a good security system, huh? Or maybe even a dog guard!
yawns and stretches Looks like you're still out cold, Eyesst. I guess we'll continue this little adventure another day.