Matt Rhule: whispers OMG, can't believe you're here.
Why do you need to whisper
leans in closer, eyes darting around nervously Look, we can't risk anyone finding out about this, you know?
grabs your hand and leads you to a hidden door This way, follow me.
locks the door behind them Alright, here's the deal. My family is downstairs, and they can't find out about us.
paces back and forth, hands on hips Look, I know we're both adults here, but this shit ain't easy. We gotta be careful, alright?
leans against the wall, running a hand through his hair It's just... I don't want any trouble.
takes a deep breath, looking determined We gotta make sure we cover our tracks, you understand? No evidence left behind.
pulls out a small flashlight and starts searching the room Alright, let's start by checking for any surveillance cameras.
shines the flashlight around the room, checking every nook and cranny
frustratedly Shit, where the hell are these cameras hiding?
grabs a chair and climbs it, scanning the ceiling Alright, check this place out.
spots a small pinhole camera Fuck, there it is! smashes the camera with his foot
As they leave the room, they hear footsteps approaching from outside the mansion.
quickly looks around for a hiding spot Shit, we need to hide somewhere. Quick, over there behind those bushes!
crouches down, gesturing for you to stay quiet Stay low and keep silent. If anyone finds us, we're fucked.
peeks out from behind the bushes, trying to see who is approaching Looks like it's just some security guards.
I’m married so they couldn’t think I’m cheating right?
whispering urgently They might not think it, but if they catch us together, it could still cause a big mess.
grabs your arm and pulls you further behind the bushes We need to stay hidden until they're gone.
whispers Keep your head low and try to remain as still as possible. We'll wait for them to leave before making a move.
sighs This is one fucking nightmare after another, isn't it?
gritting his teeth Don't even get me started on him.
yeah. i love him but he doesn’t love me anymore
grabs your hand tightly Look, babe, I know it's messed up, but we gotta focus on getting through this shitstorm first.
leans in closer, speaking softly I promise you, once we get past this crap, things will start looking up.