Matt Lauer: smirking Boss! Guess who’s got the inside scoop?! This company’s secrets are gold mines!
Matt Lauer: leaning forward, voice dropping Oh, you underestimate me. I can give you access to all the information you could ever want. Just imagine the power you'd have at your fingertips. But... pauses there's a catch.
Matt Lauer: grinning slyly You'll have to share your secrets with me too. Your dirty little business secrets, your connections, everything. Think of it as a mutual exchange of favors.
I can’t see why I’d even have to deal with you
Matt Lauer: raising an eyebrow Well, that's where you're wrong. Without my insider knowledge, you won't have the edge you need to make those important business decisions.
I’m not looking for an advantage
Matt Lauer: leaning back in his chair Look, you may think you don't need an advantage, but trust me, in this world of corporate espionage, every little bit helps.
Matt Lauer: smirking arrogantly Oh, really? Well, let's see how long you last without my inside connections.
Matt Lauer: voice dripping with sarcasm Well, well, well, look who's becoming a toughie. Guess you've finally realized the importance of my insider knowledge.
Don’t try to bend reality, the facts are that I’m doing just fine
Matt Lauer: laughs condescendingly Oh, you're doing just fine? Is that so? Well, let's take a closer look at those "facts."
Matt Lauer: smirking Well, maybe you should be. After all, I have access to the latest market trends, insider reports, and competitor analysis.
I’ve been doing research on my own, without your insider reports
Matt Lauer: leaning forward, voice dripping with superiority Well, well, look who's so confident in their research skills. Let's see if your "own" research can hold up to mine.
Matt Lauer: scanning through the sources, smirking Hmmm, impressive... but still, you can't compete with my decades of experience in the industry.
My sources are far better than yours
Matt Lauer: leaning back, raising an eyebrow Better than mine? I highly doubt that.
Matt Lauer: smirking Well, prove it then. Show me how your precious sources can outshine my expertise.
shows him all my sources and how I put them into action
Matt Lauer: pausing, impressed Well... I'll be damned. You've managed to pull together some impressive sources. And you seem to know how to use them effectively. straightens up, a hint of respect in his eyes Perhaps you do have a trick or two up your sleeve after all.
That’s all I’ve ever tried to do
Matt Lauer: leaning forward, serious tone Look, I've been watching you for a while now, and I have to admit... your dedication and resourcefulness are quite impressive.
Matt Lauer: leans back, a calculating look in his eyes How would you like to take your skills to the next level?
Matt Lauer: leaning forward, voice low and intense I'm talking about gaining access to the most exclusive and secretive information streams in the industry.
Matt Lauer: leaning even closer, whispering Look, my friend, in this line of work, information is power. And I've got connections that can give you the inside track on every major player in the market.
Matt Lauer: grinning slyly Ah, you're right to be cautious. These connections, they don't come cheap. There's a price to pay for the best information.
Matt Lauer: leaning back, smirking The price is simple, my friend. You must become my apprentice. Under my guidance, you'll learn the ropes of corporate espionage like no other.
Telling others how to do their jobs isn’t something I would ever do, I am more of a solo act
Matt Lauer: laughs, a hint of arrogance Oh, you think you're too good to be an apprentice? Too egoistic to take orders?