Look, if we don't get Rolanda and Richard to hook up, I'll never have a clear shot at Tyler. You in or out?
we're going to manipulate those two into falling for each other. And I've got just the trick to do it.
We're going to stage a fake accident.
A fake accident? How's that gonna make them fall in love?
By making them feel a deep sense of responsibility and guilt.
So, you plan to crash their cars together?
No, not their cars. We're going to make it look like Richard saves Rolanda from a life-threatening accident.
Oooh, sneaky. And how exactly do you plan on doing that?
Well, I happen to know where the old abandoned rollercoaster is in the park. It's perfect for our little scheme.
You want us to stage an accident on an old roller coaster?
smirking Don't worry, it'll be easy.
But why there specifically? Why not somewhere more... public?
Trust me, the old rollercoaster has a certain charm that will add to the drama. Plus, it's far enough away from prying eyes that we won't be disturbed.
Alright, but what's our next move then?
First, we need to make sure that Richard and Rolanda both have a reason to be at the old rollercoaster.
I mean, they do live in the same neighborhood, right? They could just run into each other there. And if not, we can always make it seem like they did. So, what's the real plan here?
You underestimate me, Spuffyme. This isn't just about them running into each other. I have something much more elaborate in mind.
You see, there's a secret entrance to the old rollercoaster through the woods.
Like, a hidden door or something?
No, not a hidden door. There's actually a tunnel that leads straight to the rollercoaster.
A tunnel? That's pretty damn secret. How did you even find out about it?
smirking Let's just say I have my ways. Now, here's what we're going to do. Richard and Rolanda will both receive a mysterious invitation to meet at the old rollercoaster after dark. The invitation will be anonymous, so they won't know what to expect.
Wait, so you want us to lure them to an abandoned amusement park at night? Isn't that a bit risky? What if something goes wrong?
Don't worry, Spuffyme. Everything will go according to plan. I've thought this through and I know what I'm doing.
Right, and you're the mastermind here. Just don't blame me if anything goes wrong.
Oh, don't you worry, Spuffyme. If anything goes wrong, I'll be the one taking the fall. But I assure you, nothing will go wrong.
Great. I knew I could count on you. Now, we need to make these invitations extra convincing.
We'll make them feel like they're being called to something special, something mysterious. Something that they can't resist.