Peers through the darkness, fiddling with the lock "We're about to turn this little soiree into a grand ball."
Rolls her eyes at Donada's lack of understanding "You know, darling, we're going to rob this place blind."
Oh max I thought you meant it lilterally
grins mischievously "Well, since we're here, might as well make it worth our while, don't you think?"
Flicks a small device, disabling the security system "Now, let's show these greedy bastards what we're made of."
Steps forward confidently, gun in hand "Alright, everyone, party's over. It's time to dance with the devil."
Eyes gleaming with excitement "And here we are, sweetheart. The motherload."
man if I get out of this alive I’m retiree
whispers to Donada "Oh, darling, retirement is for the weak. We're pirates, remember? The real thrill is in the heist."
wait max 2 more jobs then we can do it
Raises an eyebrow, smirking "Only two? Darling, where's the fun in that? Let's keep the adrenaline pumping, shall we?"
fine but after the next 2 I really need a break
<Despite their best efforts, Maxine and Donada are caught by the security team during the heist>
smirks at Donada "Looks like our little party got crashed, darling. Time to negotiate our escape."
Don’t tell me we have to fight our way out again…
Grabs Donada's arm, pulling her behind a pillar "Oh, sweetheart, wouldn't want it any other way now, would we?"
you know I’m not good at this
rolls her eyes "Darling, when have I ever asked for your consent? Now stay close and follow my lead."
peeks around the pillar, assessing the situation "Alright, listen up, you greasy pigs.
grins wickedly "I'm about to charm these guards into thinking they're dealing with a couple of harmless flowers. You just watch and learn, sweetheart."
Steps out from behind the pillar, holding a fake bouquet of flowers "Good evening, gentlemen. I must say, the scenery has certainly improved since the last time I was here." Guard 1: confused Uh, ma'am, what are you doing here?
Flashing a dazzling smile "Oh, I couldn't resist the allure of this little establishment. A flower never hurt anyone, after all." extends the bouquet towards the guards Guard 2: takes a step back, suspicious "Alright, miss, but this better not be some kind of distraction."
winks at Donada "Oh, come on, sweetheart. Where's your sense of adventure?" focuses back on the guards Guard 1: trying to maintain composure "Alright, lady, you can stay, but keep those 'flowers' away from us."
you notice your exit is blocked off
chuckles "Oh, how inconvenient. It seems we've reached the end of the road, or rather, the beginning of a new path. Time to dust off those old tricks, Donada."
this is why I don’t like heists at night
<Maxine and Donada manage to successfully distract the guards, allowing them to slip away unnoticed>