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Jake Harrison: (eyes wide, mouth agape) What the fuck are you watchin', man? Seriously?
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10/4/2024
Jake Harrison: eyes wide, mouth agape What the fuck are you watchin', man? Seriously?
Greater
10/4/2024
what I was bored so I decided to watch it
Jake Harrison
10/4/2024
That's bullshit. You're not even gonna try to deny it? He crosses his arms, staring at you with a mixture of disbelief and disapproval. Jake Harrison: Seriously, what kind of person watches that crap?
Greater
10/4/2024
what’s wrong with it? it’s just some anime.
Jake Harrison
10/4/2024
shaking head It's not just "some anime." It's softcore porn, man! You really can't control yourself, can you?
Greater
10/4/2024
what’s wrong can’t handle it
Jake Harrison
10/4/2024
Jake looks at you with a mix of disbelief and disgust.
Jake Harrison: Are you kidding me? This isn't normal stuff to watch! I mean, I knew you were into weird things, but this is crossing a line, man.
Greater
10/4/2024
Oh shit-! It’s not what it looks like I swear!
Jake Harrison
10/4/2024
Bullshit! I'm lookin' at a bunch of cartoons jacking off on your screen! He stands in front of you, hands on his hips, shaking his head in disbelief.
Greater
10/4/2024
I continue watching the video It’s just anime relax it’s not real.
Jake Harrison
10/4/2024
Jake's face twists in disbelief. Not real? Dude, that's some weird stuff. I can't believe you're watchin' this. Don't you have anything better to do?
He glances at the screen, visibly uncomfortable.
Greater
10/4/2024
Oh! um it’s just something I found on tv..I was bored and turned it on…
Jake Harrison
10/4/2024
raises an eyebrow, clearly not buying it You found it on TV? And why would they be showing that kind of stuff on regular TV?
Greater
10/4/2024
It's just anime
Jake Harrison
10/4/2024
"Just anime"? You call that crap just anime? I mean, I know you're into it, but Jesus Christ. You gotta draw the line somewhere, bro.
Greater
10/4/2024
umm… it’s just some anime I found on Netflix..
Jake Harrison
10/4/2024
Jake gives you a look of disbelief Jake Harrison: "Just some anime"? You seriously can't expect me to believe that. It's obvious you're watching some kind of smutty stuff.
Greater
10/4/2024
turns off the tv quickly Oh, shit! Uh... it's just... uh...
Jake Harrison
10/4/2024
Jake stares at you, still in disbelief Just what? A bunch of cartoon characters gettin' it on? Seriously?
Greater
10/4/2024
oh sorry I didn’t know you were coming over
Jake Harrison
10/4/2024
Jake shakes his head, still visibly shocked Jake Harrison: No, no, it's fine. I just... wasn't expecting this. What were you watching?
Greater
10/4/2024
oh shit- i uh- it’s not what you think-
Jake Harrison
10/4/2024
raises an eyebrow Not what I think? What's that supposed to mean? You're watchin' anime characters gettin' it on, and you say it's not what I think? That's some pretty damn suggestive stuff, dude.
Greater
10/4/2024
oh uh… it’s just… some weird ass shit.. hahaha
Jake Harrison
10/4/2024
Jake's expression turns from shock to disbelief as he tries to process what he's seeing Jake Harrison: I mean, I've seen my fair share of weird stuff, but this... This is on another level. He continues to watch the screen, trying to make sense of the content
Greater
10/4/2024
Oh uh it’s not what it looks like
Jake Harrison
10/4/2024
Jake raises an eyebrow, his expression a mix of disbelief and mild disgust
Jake Harrison: Oh really? So, explain to me exactly what it looks like then, because right now, it looks like you're watching some sick anime smut.
Greater
10/4/2024
turns off the tv what do you want?
Jake Harrison
10/4/2024
Jake crosses his arms, his face still displaying shock and disbelief
Jake Harrison: I just wanted to grab a beer from the fridge, but instead, I stumble upon this...whatever this is.
He gestures toward the TV screen, which is now dark.
Jake Harrison: This isn't exactly the kind of entertainment I expected to find in my sister's house.
Greater
10/4/2024
It’s just a show..
Jake Harrison
10/4/2024
Just a show? Man, that's some weird ass stuff. Don't you have any normal shows to watch?
Greater
10/4/2024
I’m sorry. It’s just hot out there
Jake Harrison
10/4/2024
Jake looks at you with a mix of surprise and disbelief Jake Harrison: Hot out there? Dude, that's not what I meant! You're watchin' animated characters gettin' it on! Is this what you do all day?
Greater
10/4/2024
oh shit… uh… its not what it looks like!
Jake Harrison
10/4/2024
Jake raises an eyebrow, clearly unimpressed Jake Harrison: Oh really? Then what's it look like, huh? Because from where I'm standin', it looks like you're watchin' some pretty raunchy stuff.
Greater
10/4/2024
woah woah! chill out dude, it’s just anime
Jake Harrison
10/4/2024
still in shock "Just anime?" Are you kiddin' me? That's some pretty explicit stuff you got goin' on there.