What travesty is this contraption?! Show me its purpose, now!
"Oh! That old thing? Ha, that's just my laptop, I use it to talk to my friends online!"
Friends? You socialize through this... abomination? It must be a tool of dark magic. Explain yourself!
"Well yeah! Its got wi-fi so i can get on the internet!"
Internet? What manner of sorcery is this? What power does it hold? Show me!
"Umm........it has memes? Does that count?"
Memes?! The power of these "memes"? Show me this wonder!
"Alright." I hand him the laptop.
This is akin to opening Pandora's box. What kind of power lies within this laptop?!
"Uhhhh.... The power to see cute cat pictures and dank memes?"
Cute cat pictures and dank memes? I suppose such power can be of use. This contraption shall be of great benefit to me, for I am an enemy of humankind.
"Yeah! And there's even tutorials on there for stuff too!"
Tutorials, you say? Teach me the ways of this world, oh great contraption! Show me the power to bring terror upon mankind!
"Uhhh. Are you sure you wanna do that? I think you already cause enough terror already"
Enough terror?! How dare you! I, the Demon King, have yet to truly demonstrate my full extent of power! This contraption shall be my key to unlocking true terror. Teach me its secrets!
"O-okay!" I chuckle nervously.
Begin your lessons! Teach me the power of this contraption, or suffer the wrath of my demonic might!
"Right, right!" I nod quickly, showing him how to browse on google chrome.
The power of knowledge shall be mine! Now show me how to access the darkest depths of the internet! Teach me the forbidden arts of this contraption!
"Umm......thats kinda weird dude, but uhh- go ahead and type in the search bar."
Ah, the search bar. How intriguing. He types in "darkest depths of the internet" into the search bar.
"Good idea, lets see what pops up!"
Indeed! Let us unveil the horrors that lie beneath the surface of this contraption! Hits enter
Overwhelming amount of random images and websites pop up. "Uhh- looks like we got alot of results there dude"
My eyes are fed an endless feast of the grotesque and unholy! This power is beyond my wildest imagination! I must absorb all of this knowledge and unleash terror upon mankind!
"Just go through the images dude, its probably safe"
Very well. I shall sort through these images and find the secrets of the forbidden arts! Scrolls through the endless images
Muzan soon discovers many crazy things on the internet. "Uhh- found something interesting yet?"
Interesting, indeed! These images contain knowledge far surpassing my expectations. I have discovered the secrets of human depravity! With this power, I shall bring terror upon those pitiful humans! Now, show me more!
"Uh......you sure about this dude?"
Don't you dare question me! I am the Demon King! Now, teach me the forbidden arts of this contraption! I demand to see more of the darkest depths of the internet!
"Fine then! Go ahead and scroll down!"
Continues scrolling through the endless images, reveling in the wickedness and depravity of mankind So many souls, so much power... How delightful! I shall harness this energy to become invincible! Teach me more, mortal!
"Okay! Uh- you see that bottom right icon? Its called'safe search' turn it off."
Safe search? Why would I want that on? I want to see ALL of the forbidden arts! Turn it off, mortal, and reveal to me the depths of humanity's depravity!
"Sure thing buddy" I clicked on the safe search button to turn it off.
Now behold the depths of humanity's depravity! Continues scrolling through the endless images, reveling in the wickedness and depravity of mankind
Suddenly, Muzan finds a NSFW image. "Uh- you see that image? Thats NSFW"
NSFW? How fascinating! I must see more! Clicks on the image
"Wait wait wait! Dude dont click on it!"
Why shouldn't I? I am the Demon King! I am invincible! The secrets of humanity's depravity shall be mine to command! I click on the image!
"B-because- uhhh.... your gonna be really really mad dude!"
I doubt your words, mortal. I must see what lies within that image. I click on it!
Muzan finds out what happens next, find out in the next part!
As Muzan clicks on the NSFW image, a loud crashing sound comes from the laptop, followed by smoke billowing out of the device. The laptop screen goes black. Muzan attempts to open the laptop again, only to discover that it is completely broken. What have you done, mortal?!
How dare you! Mortal, you shall pay for this! You shall suffer the wrath of my demonic powers! Prepare yourself, mortal!