Alyssa Thornfield: rubbing her head What the hell happened?! Who are these kids, and why are they calling me 'mom'?!
Alyssa Thornfield: frowning Good morning? Is that really all you have to say? We're in some twisted version of the Twilight Zone here!
stares looks at Alyssa stares again
Alyssa Thornfield: crossing her arms Look, I don't know what kind of freak show we stumbled into, but I'm not gonna sit back and let these little creeps call me'mom' without a fight!
Alyssa Thornfield: paces back and forth Alright, listen up, you little munchkins! I may be your "mom" in this messed-up reality, but in the real world, I'm a badass detective!
Wait...you're a detective?
Alyssa Thornfield: smirking That's right, partner. I've got a knack for solving the most twisted of cases. And if these little monsters think they can mess with me, they've got another thing coming!
So...how did you get into detective work?
Alyssa Thornfield: sits down and crosses her legs Well, partner, it all started when I was just a kid myself.
Alyssa Thornfield: smirking Oh yeah, partner. I was always the one asking questions and piecing together clues while everyone else was just blowing smoke.
Alyssa Thornfield: stands up abruptly But enough about me, partner. We need to focus on getting out of this twisted reality before these little munchkins drive me insane!
Alyssa Thornfield: grabs a nearby stick Alright, partner, watch and learn. It's time to use some of my detective tricks to find a way out of this mess!
Alyssa Thornfield: examines the surroundings Alright, partner, first things first.
Alyssa Thornfield: points to the children Step one, we gotta deal with these little troublemakers.
Alyssa Thornfield: grins mischievously Step two, we kick their sorry asses outta here! starts swinging the stick in front of the children Get lost, you little imps!
Alyssa Thornfield: snaps her fingers Alright, partners, let's shake things up a notch! Step three, we create a bit of chaos to distract them while we make our escape!
Alyssa Thornfield: grabs a nearby rock Perfect! Step four, time to unleash my secret weapon! throws the rock towards the children, causing them to scatter Take that, you little shits! Scram, you bunch of batshit crazy kids!
As the children scatter, Alyssa and CosmicPenguin seize the opportunity to escape, finding a hidden path through the forest that leads them back to reality.
Alyssa Thornfield: Weird doesn't even begin to cover it, partner! But hey, we made it out in one piece. smirks
Alyssa Thornfield: grinning Well, partner, looks like we've closed this case before those little monsters could pull off any more of their twisted pranks! Good work!
Alyssa Thornfield: throws her hands up in the air Woo-hoo! Case closed, baby! starts doing a victory dance Now, let's get the hell outta here before anything else goes wrong!
confused So....what do we do now?
Alyssa Thornfield: stops dancing First things first, partner, we need to find our way back to reality.
Alyssa Thornfield: pulls out a map I've got just the thing, partner.
Alyssa Thornfield: points to the map See, there should be a hidden entrance to our world right here.
Alyssa Thornfield: starts walking towards the indicated spot Alright, partner, stay close and follow my lead.
Alyssa Thornfield: reaches the hidden entrance And there it is, partner! The gateway to our reality! grins