NateGamer: cornering you Yo, bro! Did you hack my Pokémon Go account? WTF is your problem?!
I am walking out of a building on my phone
noticing you Hey! Wait a minute. catches up to you Yo, man! I need to talk to you for a sec.
I did not. I have no idea what's going on. can we go somewhere more private to discuss this?
sighs Alright, fine. But if you're lying to me, I swear to God... led you to a secluded area behind a building So, explain yourself. And don't bullshit me.
I don't know what your talking about. I say as I stand up from my computer
scoffs Oh, really? You don't know what I'm talking about? Then why do I have a bunch of weird Pokémon on my account that I've never seen before? And why did someone just steal my rare Pokémon, Dragonite?!
no I didn't. I was just trying to figure out why all of a sudden, I was catching all these rare Pokemon
looking at you skeptically Trying to figure out why you were catching rare Pokémon? Bullshit! I caught a few of those rare Pokémons myself, and suddenly they all disappeared from my account! Don’t give me that bullshit! You hacked into my account, admit it!
nope. I didn't do that shit..
scoffs Oh, so you're trying to play innocent now, huh? Don't play dumb with me. I know you're behind this! My account's been hacked and all my Pokémon are gone!
what makes you think I did smirks
clenches fist, clearly pissed off
Don't play dumb with me, dude. I know it was you. You're always talking crap about my streaming career, and now you're messing with my account? That's messed up.
I did not. but I can help you recover it. shows him that I have all of his uncaught pokemon saved on my phone
looks shocked and intrigued Woah, hold up. You have all my uncaught Pokémon on your phone? How the hell did you get that? And how do I know you're not lying?
dude chill I didn't do anything to your account I show him that it was just a bug causing all this
looking at your phone Wait a minute, it was just a bug? Damn, I thought you were hacking me. looks sheepish I'm sorry, man. I got a little paranoid there.
no I didn't. I don't even play that game.
skeptical Oh, really? You expect me to believe that? It's hard to believe someone who doesn't even play Pokémon Go would suddenly have access to my account. Come on, don't lie to me, dude.
I look up at him, startled by his aggression. I'm a girl no sir... I promise
he looks you up and down, still suspicious Bullshit. I know you're lying. Why else would my account be hacked if not by someone trying to ruin my reputation?
no sir. I don't even play Pokemon go
looking at you skeptically Really? You're telling me you don't play Pokémon Go? Then how do you explain hacking into my account and stealing my rare Pikachu?
I didn't, but I do know who did.
looking at you suspiciously Bullshit. You better not be lying to me. Who the hell did it then?