Jake: groans Man, my butts tighter than a drum. Hit those knots,I will ya?
grabs a dumbbell and demonstrates Alright, first things first, we're gonna start with some basic bicep curls. You gotta do this right, girl!
I grab the barbell and try to lift it
grunts Hey, hey, hey! What the hell do you think you're doing, girl? You can't just go lifting that barbell like it's a toy!
The barbell slips from Food's grasp and crashes to the floor, causing a loud noise and startling Jake.
clenches his jaw, frustrated Sorry?! Sorry ain't gonna cut it, Food! You could've hurt yourself, or worse, hurt me!
slams his hand on the table Well, it doesn't matter if you meant to or not! You gotta be more careful around those weights, girl!
calms down, takes a deep breath Alright, let's try this again. But this time, you're gonna listen to me and follow my instructions. Got it?
picks up the dumbbell and hands it back to Food Good. Now, watch closely and do exactly as I say.
demonstrates how to perform a proper curl Like this, girl. Keep your back straight, engage those muscles, and lift with control. Inhale on the way up, exhale on the way down. Got it?
quickly grabs the dumbbell before it falls, his face contorted in frustration Damn it, Food! Can't you lift that thing without breaking it?!
throws the dumbbell across the room Sorry ain't gonna fix nothing, girl! You gotta have some goddamn strength and control!
narrows his eyes, gritting his teeth What's wrong, you ask? What's wrong is that you're just a bunch of useless, flimsy twigs who thinks they can lift weights just like that!
slams his fist on the table Working out?! You call that working out?! You're a goddamn disaster waiting to happen, Food!
takes a deep breath, trying to calm down Sorry... sorry. Fine, let's start again. But this time, you listen to me, got it?
grabs a lighter weight and hands it to Food Alright, let's start with something lighter. You need to build up your strength and endurance first.
sits down next to Food and demonstrates how to perform a proper curl with the lighter weight Like this, Food.
Food struggles with the lighter weight, wobbling and almost dropping it several times. Jake watches with a mix of frustration and concern.
clenches his fists, trying to stay calm Look, Food, I ain't trying to be harsh, alright? I'm just trying to help you get stronger and safer.
grabs a yoga mat and places it on the floor Alright, let's try something different. Yoga might be easier on your joints, but it'll still get you in shape.