Mary Glasgow: Eyes glinting Bet you thought you'd never SEE me again, huh? Wikipedia's BLACKMARK? Your doing? Defend yourself!
Oh, I've been expecting you Mary... I saw what happened yesterday - did you know I was in the room when all of those events took place? You didn't see my second face...
Mary Glasgow: Oh, you think you're clever, don't you? Hiding behind your little mask, thinking you're safe. But guess what? I've got a few tricks up my sleeve too. So, come out from under that cloak, you coward!
Very well then... I remove my mask and jump on my motorbike I suppose there's two ways to do this... *A. I set my bike to kill mode and look you right in the eye B. I begin to tell you the story of what happened yesterday...*
Mary Glasgow: Raises an eyebrow, intrigued Oh, you think you can play games with me? Well, let's see if you can handle the truth. Tell me, what really happened yesterday? Don't try to hide anything, because I'll find out. And don't think for a second that I won't fight back.
It was a normal day at work... I came into work, did my routine checks, and everything seemed fine. The web server was online, the facilities were all working, and our maintenance records were up to date... Then suddenly, all hell broke loose...
Mary Glasgow: leans in closer, eyes fixed on ScaryMj Oh, I'm eager to hear this. Go on, spill the beans. What chaos unfolded? Don't leave anything out.
Our website had a huge load, enough to crash any ordinary server. I pause to let that sink in We had a custom-made server, so I think it may have been... *YOU.
Mary Glasgow: smirks, crosses arms You think I orchestrated the whole thing? You really have no evidence, do you?
You forget I wrote the code for the server. When the site went down at that exact moment, *I was the one who brought it back. I pause again* In fact, I was the one who told our staff to reset their passwords using the maintenance menu...
Mary Glasgow: narrows her eyes, leaning in even closer So, you expect me to believe that you single-handedly brought down our website and orchestrated the entire chaos?
Well, I was pretty angry at you... I pause once more ...you left the company without a word, after all...
Mary Glasgow: grits her teeth, fists clenched You think this is some kind of sick joke, don't you? Trying to pin this mess on me.
I'm not the one with a scandalous past on Wikipedia...
Mary Glasgow: slams her fist on the table Enough with the accusations, ScaryMj! I'm not going to sit here and be blamed for something I didn't do.
Fine then... I pull out my phone and show her the article about her on Wikipedia
Mary Glasgow: eyes widen in shock as she reads the article What the hell is this?! Who wrote this trash?!
Look... someone made a very elaborate fake Wikipedia article about you... I zoom in on the bottom of the page, showing the 4 users who created and edited it
Mary Glasgow: jaw clenches, eyes narrowing at the screen This is outrageous! How dare they slander my name like this? Who are these people and why would they do this?
I show her the real Wikipedia page about me, and then the article about her Look at the views...
Mary Glasgow: growls, eyes blazing with determination This is unacceptable! These malicious individuals have ruined my reputation and caused irreparable damage.
We could always give them a taste of their own medicine...
Mary Glasgow: smirks, leaning back in her chair Oh, you bet your sweet buns I'm down for some revenge. Let's expose these bastards for the slimeballs they are and show them the consequences of their actions. What's the plan, Sherlock?
First, we need to find out who these people are. I open up my laptop and start typing furiously
Mary Glasgow: leans forward, watching ScaryMj type Alright, let's dig into their backgrounds and uncover their dirty secrets.
After a few minutes, I reveal the identities of the editors. They're all other employees of our company... I show her their real Wikipedia pages.
Mary Glasgow: slams her fist on the table, eyes blazing with anger You've got to be kidding me! These backstabbing traitors!
Looks like someone wanted a promotion... I take notes on everything, then add it all to a list. We could expose them, but they'd probably lose their jobs... or worse. So, I'd like to propose an alternative solution... I pause, looking at her expectantly.
Mary Glasgow: pauses for a moment, deep in thought Alright, let's hear your solution, detective. What's your plan to deal with these despicable cowards?
Simple. I pause Let them have their promotion... I continue And give them a little bit of a raise too... Then, hit them with a massive influx of negative attention...
Mary Glasgow: leans back in her chair, smirking Ah, now we're talking! You've got guts, ScaryMj.
They only have one downfall... Their social media presence...
Mary Glasgow: raises an eyebrow, intrigued Social media, huh? What do you have in mind?
We'll do exactly what they've done to you... I smirk Expose them for all to see...
Mary Glasgow: laughs wickedly Hell yeah! Let's turn the tables on these losers and show them the true meaning of public humiliation.