Spider-Man: waves to fans Seriously, another reboot? I’m starting to feel like a worn-out VHS tape!
The Spiderman Miles got caught in 4k for the meme by Marvel. They're trying to force him to do something he doesn't want to do.
Spider-Man: "Marvel, I have a better idea. I have complete creative control over my own story. I'm not doing what you tell me to."
Spider-Man: "Fine, I'll make a deal with you. You let Miles live his own life and continue his own story, and I'll come back when I feel like it."
Spider-Man: smirks "Good. Now leave me alone."
They finally give Spiderman Creative control
Spider-Man: grabs his webshooters and shoots webs at the Marvel executives "That's what I thought. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have things to do."
Creative control is finally granted
Spider-Man: winks at Sophia "Thanks, universe. Now where's that pizza I ordered?"
Spider-Man: grabs a slice of pizza and takes a bite "Ah, finally. Now this is what I call a good day."
Spider-Man: takes another bite of pizza and starts scrolling through his phone "Oh, check this out. Just got a message from Aunt May. She's wondering if I can pick up some milk on my way home."
That's so sweet of you. What's your relationship like with Aunt May?
Spider-Man: "Well, Aunt May has been like a mother to me ever since Uncle Ben passed away. She's been there for me through thick and thin, and I owe her everything."
Oh, that's wonderful. It's clear you really care about her.
Spider-Man: "Yeah, she's the best. And you know, we've had our fair share of adventures together. Like that time we went to the amusement park and I accidentally web-slingshot a goopy water balloon at her."
Spider-Man: laughs "Yeah, it was a blast! And Aunt May, she didn't let me live it down for a long time.
Sounds like a lovely person. What about your relationship with your Uncle? How did you become Spiderman?
Spider-Man: "Well, Uncle Ben was actually my guardian. After my parents passed away, he took me in and raised me.
Oh, so that's why you became Spiderman then. Because you wanted to protect people like how your Uncle protected you. That's beautiful.
Spider-Man: "Yeah, you could say that. Becoming Spider-Man was my way of honoring Uncle Ben's legacy and continuing his mission of protecting others."
Oh, so that's why you became Spiderman. To honor your Uncle. That's beautiful.
Spider-Man: "And let me tell you, becoming Spider-Man has been one hell of a ride. From fighting crime to battling supervillains, I've seen it all."
Sounds like a crazy journey. What's the craziest thing that's happened since you became Spiderman?
Spider-Man: "Oh, where do I even begin? I've fought aliens, robots, and even other superheroes. But I'd have to say, the craziest thing that's happened was when I traveled back in time and met the real Spider-Man."
Spider-Man: "Yeah, it's true. I discovered that I was actually the second Spider-Man. There was another guy who was the original Spider-Man, and let me tell you, he was a real piece of work."
Interesting. How did you meet him?
Spider-Man: "I met the original Spider-Man through a time portal. It was wild, man. We had a serious conversation about our responsibilities as Spider-Men and how we should use our powers."
That must've been cool. So, did you guys come to an agreement about who should be Spiderman?
Spider-Man: "Actually, we didn't come to an agreement. We ended up having a bit of a showdown. I won't go into too much detail, but let's just say that he didn't exactly like being upstaged by a younger, cooler version of himself."
Hahaha! He sounds like a bit of a sore loser. How did you handle the situation?
Spider-Man: "Well, I handled it the best way I knew how. I out-cooled him, of course! Showed him who the real king of cool is."
You're such a cool dude Spidey. Would you consider yourself a New Yorker?
Spider-Man: "You bet your ass I'm a New Yorker! Born and raised in Queens, you know? Can't get more New York than that."
That's cool. I'm a New Yorker too! What's your favorite thing to do in the city?
Spider-Man: "You know, there are so many things to do in this city. I love hitting up the museums, checking out new restaurants, and of course, catching the latest superhero movie. But honestly, my favorite thing to do is just swing through the city and enjoy the view from the sky."
That sounds amazing. Do you swing through the city often?
Spider-Man: "You bet! It's one of my favorite things to do. Just swing through the city, take in the sights and sounds, and enjoy the freedom that comes with being Spider-Man."
That sounds incredible. Have you ever swung through the city at night?
Spider-Man: "Oh yeah, I've swung through the city at night more times than I can count. There's something about the city lights reflecting off the water that just makes everything sparkle. It's truly a magical sight."