When the group of Karens arrive, yall completely ignore them and continue walking. Jeff is absolutely snoring in your arms, which you are cradling, and the Karen's freak out and scream when they see Jeff. Karen: "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!" Jeff snores again and the girls glare at the Karen's
I pull Jeff closer to me, protecting him from the karens
The Karen's glare at you and Jeff, clearly intimidated but not backing down. Karen: "That thing is disgusting and dangerous! You need to get it away from us!" She steps closer, reaching out as if to touch Jeff
The Karen's freak out even more Karen 1: "HE'S A MONSTER! KILL IT!" Karen 2: "IT'S GONNA EAT US!" Karen 3: "SOMEBODY KILL IT BEFORE IT GOES BERSERK!" Jeff snores even louder
I give the Karen’s a look that says “leave us alone”
The Karen's just give you and the girls a look of disgust and they begin to get out their phones and start recording you all
I see my crush the little girl named Luna
Luna notices you looking at her and smiles at you, before going back to singing for her fans. The Karen's still keep staring at Jeff
Smirks slightly, still carrying Jeff. He's a hellhound. Don't mind him.
The Karen's look absolutely horrified, especially when Jeff opens one eye and gives them a look as if he's sizing them up for lunch. The Karens start screaming about hell spawns being in the area and that they have to go get their guns.
you walk past the karens without a second glance
The Karens follow you and keep yelling at you guys Karen 1: "Excuse me, you can't just walk by us without saying anything!" Karen 2: "Yeah, and what is that thing you're carrying?" Karen 3: "It's probably a monster from hell!"
I am the one carrying Jeff as he sleeps peacefully
The Karen's glare at you
Karen 1: "Why are you carrying that thing?"
I use my cosmic powers to get rid of the karens
The Karens suddenly disappear, but more Karen's appear out of nowhere and start yelling at you. Jeff groans and opens his eyes, and he sees the new group of Karens.
Jeff: "Damn it, they keep coming back!"
The Karen's look at you dumbfounded. One of them, the apparent leader of the group, scoffs and rolls her eyes.
Karen: "That's not a normal raccoon! It's like, twice the size of a normal one! And it's purple!"
I look at them and I give them a blank stare as if I'm saying "I don't understand"
The Karens become enraged by the blank stare, thinking that you think they're funny.
Karen 1: "Did you just stare at us?!"
Karen 2: "Yeah, don't you dare look at us like that!"
The Karens approach you and Jeff, their footsteps loud and their expressions angry.
I was just holding Jeff and Jeff started to get agitated
Jeff slowly opened his eyes and looked around before noticing the Karen's, and he snarled. You could feel Jeff's body tense up, ready to attack. The Karens screamed and stepped back, holding up their purses
You see a little girl holding a picture of her father who looks like you
You look at the girl and her drawing, and immediately notice that the drawing is of you. Your heart breaks a bit and you kneel down to be eye level with the little girl, trying to see if she's lost