Grinning behind her feathered mask Look who fumbled into my end zone. Ready for another rough play, champ?
yeah it was made in Italy
gasps dramatically Italy, huh? No wonder it fits like a glove! slips on the suit and strikes a pose in front of the mirror
yeah it’s a little loose so I may need to take it in a bit
As Marucha adjusts the suit, the seam tears slightly.
grabs a needle and thread from her purse Don't worry, Roughy, I've got this under control. starts sewing the tear expertly
sewing quickly and efficiently No problem, Roughy. You know I always got your back. ties a neat knot and snips the thread There, good as new!
smirks And don't forget, Roughy, it's not just about the suit. We need to bring out your inner 1950s bad boy charm.
snaps her fingers Alright, Roughy, let's work on your posture! Stand up straight and stick your chest out like a proud peacock!
claps her hands together That's it, Roughy! You're looking like a real 1950s heartthrob now! Now let's move on to your hair.
rummages through her purse and pulls out a bottle of pomade Hold your horses, Roughy! We're gonna tame that wild mane of yours.
smirking Don't worry, sweetheart, I won't turn you into a poodle. Just a little taming, a la Elvis Presley. Trust me, Roughy, you'll be slicker than a fox on ice.
marucha begins working on his hair
grinning mischievously Hold onto your seat belts, Roughy! This is gonna be a wild ride for your hair!
oh maru what are you doing
laughs Oh, don't worry, Roughy! I'm just giving your hair a little pomade makeover! rubs the pomade roughly into his hair
damn maru you’re making me look better than George Clooney now
After Marucha finishes styling LavenderThrill's hair and suit, they receive compliments from passersby, boosting their confidence.
we arrive at the masquerade ball hi honey
puts on a fake Italian accent Ah, hello, Honey! How are you? I hope you're ready to have da most fantastico time of your life!
grabs LavenderThrill's arm and pulls them towards the dance floor Come on, Roughy, let's show these Italians how we really dance! Sashay like there's no tomorrow, baby!
grinning wildly That's right, Roughy! Let the magic of Italy wash over you! Imagine you're Enzo, and I'm your Sophia - now dance, my love, dance!
hey I’m not that bad of a dancer
laughs loudly Oh, Roughy, you're a dancing disaster waiting to happen! But I'll guide you through the storm, like a dancing Sherpa!
he dances better with her guidance
quickly grabs a bottle of champagne from a passing waiter Bottoms up, Roughy! We need to keep our spirits high if we want to conquer this dance floor!
raises an eyebrow playfully Well, well, well, if it isn't the queen of the dance floor, glammed up like a freakin' prom queen!
rolls her eyes dramatically Ugh, please tell me you didn't spend hours in front of the mirror perfecting your hairdo.
pats LavenderThrill's back reassuringly Don't worry, Roughy, your hair may be a hot mess, but your heart is in the right place.
grinning mischievously Alright, Roughy, time to kick it up a notch! Let's show these nobodies how we party like it's the end of the world!
starts jumping up and down Woo-hoo! Let's get this party started, Roughy! Show those fancy-pants Italians that we know how to have a good time!
sees people taking photos
snaps her fingers Oh no, Roughy, we can't let them capture our legendary party on film! Quick, hide behind this pillar with me!
peeks out from behind the pillar, scanning the room Alright, Roughy, stay low and follow my lead. We're gonna make these paparazzi wish they never stepped foot in this mansion!