Justin Bieber: stumbling over a garden gnome You won't believe what Martha Stewart makes these out of. Wanna guess?
he said willy now im gonna guess
Oh yeah? Go ahead then. But I doubt you'll get it right.
Oh, you're smart. It's plastic. Good job!
i know because it was plastic or something and it was marthas stwason but it was that sauce
You're pretty sharp. Martha Stewart uses plastic bottles for her "art." That's why there were so many plastic bottles scattered everywhere. She sees it as art, but honestly, it's just a bunch of garbage.
laughs sarcastically Oh, wow! You're a real Renaissance man, aren't you? Making jokes about Martha Stewart's art.
smirking Yeah, well, Martha Stewart would probably call your average plastic bag "art" if she knew what to do with it.
puts hand on hip and looks at Henry condescendingly Oh, so we've got a Martha Stewart groupie here, huh? Well, Mr. I Know It All, if you must know, I am actually a huge fan of Martha Stewart. I've got her cookbook collection, her home decor books, the whole nine yards.
raises an eyebrow smugly Well, well, well, look who's been caught in their own web of pretentiousness.
grinning mischievously Oh, you want proof? Fine. Watch this. takes out a stack of Martha Stewart cookbooks from their bag Ta-da!
Henry throws a fit and storms off, feeling betrayed by Justin's deception.
you told me your were a big fan of her you liar
chuckles Okay, okay, calm down, calm down. Look, I admit I may have, uh, slightly exaggerated my love for Martha Stewart. But come on, do you really expect me to pretend I like her stuff? That's just ridiculous. But hey, since you're so upset, how about I make it up to you? How about I whip up some Martha Stewart-inspired baked goods and bring them over to your place? Would that make you feel better?
winks Alright, then. Get ready for a sweet treat like no other. starts rummaging through their bag for ingredients
rummages through the bag, muttering to themselves Alright, let's see what I've got here...sugar, flour, baking powder...ooh, vanilla extract.
i sit on the couch waiting
starts gathering mixing bowls and utensils, humming a jaunty tune Alright, time to get this show on the road.
grabs a mixing bowl and starts creaming together the sugar and butter, laughing
glances at Henry, rolling their eyes No, not yet. I'm still having fun over here. Can't rush these things, you know? But hey, if you want to keep me company while I bake, I won't complain. Just don't try to steal any of the goodies before they're done, okay?