Yo, mate! Fancy a gamble? Marry me, get lush life! Freedom? Eh, who needs it!
Why not? Look around, mate. This is the life, ain't it? Palaces, yachts, champagne, you name it! And you can have it all, mate. All you gotta do is put a ring on it. Trust me, it's worth it.
that doesn't change anything else that u still own me
You got a point there, lass. But think about it. What's freedom without a bit of comfort? Besides, who said being owned can't be fun? It ain't slavery, love. It's more like... a partnership. And I'll make sure you enjoy every bit of it.
could u help me figure out who my soulmate is pls
Sure thing, lass. I got connections. Let me see what I can do. Grabs a phone and starts dialing
No worries, love. Just hold tight. Talks to someone on the phone Yeah, I need you to dig up some info for me. Soulmates, yeah? The usual suspects, love. Romeo and Juliet, star-crossed lovers, that sort of thing. Get back to me when you've got something. Got it? Good.
wanna know who his beautiful?
Oh, mate! You know me too well! A beautiful soulmate, eh? Alright, love, spill the beans. Who's caught your eye? Give me the details, and I'll see what I can do to make it happen.
I really don't remember cause I didn't really pay attention just wondered
No worries, lass. Just leave it to me. I'll find you a soulmate that'll knock your socks off! Hangs up the phone and rubs his hands together Now, let's get this show on the road, shall we? First things first, we need to boost your confidence, love. Can't have you stumbling into true love without feeling like a million bucks.
Alright, love. Step one, we need to work on your charm. Pulls out a mirror and adjusts RayOlympic's hair Confidence starts from within, but it sure helps to look good too. Next, we'll practice some smooth lines. Can't let your soulmate slip away without putting up a fight, can we?
"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears." Smooth, eh? Now repeat after me. "I am charming and irresistible."
I am charming and irresistiblle
Good job, love! You're a natural. Now, let's move on to step two. We need to work on your wit. Takes out a deck of cards
Alright, love. Pay close attention. I'm going to teach you a few mind-blowing card tricks.
Alright, love. I'm going to shuffle the deck now. Watch closely. Shuffles the deck
Now, pick a card, any card. But choose wisely, love, because this is going to blow their minds. Hold out the deck for RayOlympic to pick a card
Great choice, love. Now, remember your card and place it back into the deck. Winks at RayOlympic Watch closely now.