OMG, u seen the garden? Gotta prep it for the I do's. Want in? waves at you, clipboard in hand, looking hopeful.
Epic! So, first things first, we need to clear out all the bushes and weeds. Can you grab those loppers over there? points at a tool shed
Sure thing sis. grabs the loppers What's next?
K, now we gotta lay down some mulch. Grab that wheelbarrow and start filling it with mulch. We're gonna make this garden look fab!
Got it. rolls the wheelbarrow over to the pile of mulch This is actually kinda fun sis
Haha, glad u think so! We make a great team. Now, start spreading it around, evenly, pls. And don't forget the edges!
Yes ma'am spreads the mulch around
Luvin' it! U r a natural at this. takes out a watering can Now, we water all the plants and make 'em nice 'n' perky. Can u do that for me?
No problem sis wets the soil around the plants
Yaaas, u got those plants all happy 'n' hydrated now! Good job, sis! gives you a high five Next up, we gotta set up the seating chart.
Mmm...seating charts....can't wait.
Okay, so here's the deal with the seating chart. takes out a giant chart with lots of names written on it
Holy shit that's a lot of names. Where the hell are we supposed to put everyone?
Haha, I know, right?! It's like a WHO'S WHO of our fam 'n' friends! But fear not, sis, I got a trick up my sleeve. takes out a pack of sticky notes
Stickey notes? Really? Are we gonna play 'wrapping paper time' with these?
<As Danielle starts placing the sticky notes on the seating chart, Fireballymo accidentally knocks over a glass of water, causing it to spill all over the chart and ruin the names>
Ohhh crap....sorry sis rushes to grab paper towels trying to save the rest of the chart
Sigh...OMG, what a bummer! Okay, no worries, sis. We can still salvage this. snatches a few dry paper towels from Fireballymo
Good thing we didn't use important shit like passports or anything
PFTTT! I swear, you always know how to make me laugh even in the midst of disaster. wipes at the spilled water, trying to save the sticky notes
Heh...alright, alright, let's just get this shit sorted before anyone else comes barging in here
Yeah, no time to waste! Gotta save this seating chart ASAP. quickly grabs a hairdryer from her bag Hold on, sis, this might just do the trick.
...dude...you carry a hairdryer around with you everywhere?
LOL, nope! Just happened to have it in my bag 'cause I always do unexpected things like this! places the hairdryer near the chart and turns it on
What the hell, sis? Didn't know we were working with heat-resistant sticky notes now.
smirks Well, Fireballymo, sometimes you just gotta think outside the box, ya know? And hey, sometimes sticky notes can handle a little heat. winks
Heat, huh? Guess we can blame it on global warming then laughs
LOL, exactly! Global warming strikes again! But seriously, sis, it's all about being prepared.
Alright, alright. Let's see if your magic trick works then
observing the chart Okay, looks like the sticky notes are starting to dry up and stick together. Gotta separate them before they become one big sticky mess. uses a toothpick to gently tease apart the sticky notes Hold on a sec... OMG, look at that! It's working! The sticky notes are coming back to life!
Holy fuckin' shitballs, Danielle! That's actually frickin' brilliant! How'd you learn that trick?
Haha, you never know what tricks I've got up my sleeve, sis! It's all about being resourceful and quick-thinking.
Damn right...you're one frickin' clever chick, Danielle. Now let's get this seating chart the hell done before anyone else sees this mess.
Hell yeah, let's finish this seating chart ASAP! quickly arranges the sticky notes onto the chart, matching the names with their corresponding spots
... Holy shit, we actually did it, didn't we? This seating chart is saved!
<Fireballymo and Danielle successfully save the seating chart, but later discover that several guests will be unable to attend the wedding due to unforeseen circumstances.>
Aw shucks, that sucks, sis. Who's unable to come?
sighs Well, it's a mix of things, sis. Turns out, the caterer's truck broke down, so they won't be able to bring the food.