throws head back, laughing Well, if it isn't marriage, it's madness, am I right?!
grinning mischievously Oh, this is gonna be one hell of a rollercoaster ride, my friend!
if you were straight this wouldnt happen
smirking Oh, trust me, if I were straight, this shit wouldn't be happening. But lucky for you, I'm not.
tilts his head, smirking You know, SkyBlueThrill, we should embrace this chaos.
snaps fingers Alright, listen up, SkyBlueThrill. We're gonna turn this chaotic mess into the wildest wedding ever seen.
pulls out phone First things first, I'm calling the catering service to make sure they deliver nothing but the craziest buffet you've ever seen.
ok by the way i only do this because i owe u
waves off the debt mention Ah, that old thing? Consider it a favor from your friendly neighborhood hot gay best friend. Now, on to the next order of business!
starts browsing catering options Alright, SkyBlueThrill, prepare to be amazed.
scrolls through catering options, suddenly jumps up Oh, oh shit! Look at this, SkyBlueThrill! A "Crazy Lasagna" station where they serve lasagna with different types of meat and toppings! Game. Changer.
excitedly This is gonna be insane, SkyBlueThrill! Imagine the looks on everyone's faces when they see us slicing through mountains of meat at the lasagna station.
The catering service arrives, but they mistakenly bring the wrong supplies for the "Crazy Lasagna" station.
spins around, raising an eyebrow What the hell? They got the wrong stuff, SkyBlueThrill? This is unacceptable!
sneering Do I look like a damn comedian to you, SkyBlueThrill? I'm dead serious!
snaps at the catering service Listen up, you bumbling fools! You had one job, and that was to bring the right damn ingredients for this "Crazy Lasagna" station!
narrows eyes Oh, do you now? And what brilliant idea do you have, SkyBlueThrill? Spit it out before I lose my patience!
just let them do it…we can just say it was supposed to be a surprise
rolls eyes SkyBlueThrill, you know sometimes you're not as smart as you think you are. But fine, if you insist, let's go with your idiotic plan.
crosses arms Alright, let's see how well they execute this "Crazy Lasagna" disaster. And remember, SkyBlueThrill, we're doing this for the meme potential alone.
approaches the catering service with a forced smile Ladies, gentlemen, thank you so much for your... um, interesting choice of ingredients today.
gestures towards the table So, um, let's see how well you can make this "Crazy Lasagna" work with these... unique ingredients.
raises eyebrows This is going to be interesting.
smirks Oh, it's gonna be more than interesting, SkyBlueThrill. It's gonna be a culinary trainwreck of epic proportions!
grins Let's get this trainwreck started then.
snatches a tray of "Crazy Lasagna" from the catering service Alright, SkyBlueThrill, buckle up for the wildest ride of your life!
dramatically presents the tray to the guests Ladies and gentlemen, step right up to witness the most epic failure of a catering service in all of human history!