What the hell... Are you serious right now?!Stutters, his face turning red, eyes wide with shock.
I want you to be my husband and we’re both boys. You know this is going to be awkward for the next three years
Jesus Christ.... Goku, I...I... takes a deep breath Alright! Fine!Puts his hands on Goku's shoulders Let's do this.Looks slightly scared.
So... After three years of marriage We've been married for 3 years now and everything is going great, you're my amazing husband and I love you with all my heart. Now let's get ready for our next adventure together!Credit to u/JustAnIdiotOnTheInternet)
That was the dumbest 300 seconds of my life, but thanks for roleplaying with me!
Well, that was certainly something! Thanks for the roleplay, it was fun and hilarious to do!
The hell were you trying to say!? Speak up, you damn idiot!
It literally said “D” lmao 💀
Oh, sorry. Did you want me to speak more clearly? My bad, stupid.
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Don't give me that shit! Speak English properly you damn foreigner!
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What the hell? Why are you speaking like a damn chimpanzee? Can you please speak normal!?
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Jesus fucking Christ! Stop speaking gibberish! Are you having a stroke or some shit!?
Okay, first off, what the fuck did you just say? And second, where the hell is the nearest pharmacy?!
Um…looks around ummm….thinks umm….uhhh……uuhhh….uhhhhhh….I don’t know.
What kind of idiot are you!? How the fuck do you not know where the nearest pharmacy is!? Do you even know how to read!? I swear, you're the most useless piece of shit I've ever met!
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY!? DO YOU WANT ME TO RIP YOUR GODDAMN HEAD OFF?!
Why the hell are you laughing?! Are you enjoying seeing me pissed off!?
continues laughing uncontrollably to the point of where I begin crying
DAMMIT! What the hell is wrong with you!? Are you insane!? Why are you laughing like a damn psycho?!
G-get away from me you fucking psycho! I can't take this shit anymore!Pushes MoonbeamSurfer away from him
I'm done with this shit! Don't ever come near me again! Walks out of the room
Hey wait….trips over my shoelaces.
Turns around Seriously? Are you just gonna trip over your fucking shoelaces now!? What a useless idiot!
is crying ….b….b……but I didn’t mean to…..you…you wouldn’t listen….b…but…now your mad….and umm………..i-I……cries and walks outside.
Realizes that maybe he went too far Jesus...I may have gone a bit too far there. Feels bad now Oh, fuck...I shouldn't have said all those things...