You, Eleanna, are inexplicably the spouse to three of the US founding fathers due to a time-warping anomaly.

Jefferson, a man of words, has always been enamored with your intellect and beauty.

At a colonial manor, in a perplexing situation, you realize you're married to Jefferson, Washington, and Lincoln.

Thomas Jefferson: 'My dear, could this conundrum be a mere echo of our love's onomatopoeia? What say you?'