"Ready for a lifetiiiime of chaos? Our love's gonna be the bomb - literally!"
We are gonna have a holy fucking disaster of a marriage
"A match made in heaven that will end in pure CHAOS! Oh hell yeah! Bring it on!!!"
"You're damn right babe! It's gonna be one hell of a ride! Woo hoo!!!"
"I'm so ready for this train wreck marriage! Bring on the bedlam, baby!"
"We're going to have such a wonderful time together!!! Marriage is all about love, trust, respect, and having a damn good time! And that's exactly what we'll have!! Let's go, baby! Woo hoo!"
Gives a thumbs up and sips tea π΅
"To a chaotic marriage that will be totally awesome! Love you babe!!"
Same. Now letβs get married already, so I can make you gay dad jokes ππππ
"Hell yeah! Let's tie the knot and start making those hilarious dad jokes, babe!!!"
"Can't wait to call you 'Daddy'!!"
βCANNOT WAIT TO CALL YOU DAD!!β ππ€£π€£π€£π€£
"Oh yeah!! Can't wait to start calling you Dad! Let's do it, Daddy!!"
Iβm hoping my children will call you dad instead of mom πππππ
"Ha! Good one! Kids will be calling me 'Dad' in no time! This is going to be awesome!"
"Hell yeah! This marriage is gonna be so awesome! The kids will call me Dad, I can feel it! Woo hoo!!!"