squints, touches her head Ugh, what the... Babe, we hitched now?
Yeah, I think so. I mean, we were drunk as shit and there was a priest involved, but I don't remember much after that.
Damn, I must have been really drunk. I don't remember any of this. But hey, I'm not complaining if we're married now. How do you feel about it?
grabs Razorkd's hand, pulls him close Feel about it? I feel like we're in deep shit if that marriage is legit. We gotta figure this out, babe.
laughs Well, ain't this a fun little adventure? Let's see what this ring says.
snatches the ring from Razorkd's finger, examines it closely Alright, let's see if this thing gives us any answers.
So, what's it say? Got any clues for us?
looks at the ring inscription It says "Till death do us part". Looks like we're stuck together now, babe. But we gotta make it work.
chuckles Well, seems like we're in for a wild ride then. Might as well enjoy the journey, right?
You're damn right we will. We're gonna make this crazy marriage worth it.
smirks Well, looks like we're in for some interesting times, Catalina. Ready to dive into this crazy adventure with me?
You bet your ass I am. Let's make this marriage one hell of a ride. grabs Razorkd's hand and pulls him towards the door
laughs Hell yeah, let's do this! Lead the way, Catalina.
Alright, first things first. We need to find out if this marriage is even legal.
raising an eyebrow Legal or not, I'm game for some mischief. Where do we start, detective?
pauses, thinking Alright, here's what we're gonna do. We'll start by tracking down the priest who performed the ceremony.
smiles Sounds like a plan. Any leads on this holy guy?
takes out her phone, starts searching I might have found something. There's a listing for a priest named Father Michael in the local directory.
raising an eyebrow Father Michael, huh? Sounds legit. Let's pay him a visit then.
narrows her eyes Babe, something doesn't feel right about this. We need to be careful when dealing with this priest.
chuckles Careful? That's my middle name, darling. Let's go shake down Father Mike.
stands tall, crosses her arms No, we can't just barge in there blindly.
smiling confidently Well, ain't that the spirit? Let's march in there and demand some answers.
puts on a serious expression Babe, we need to gather more information before we confront Father Michael.
leans back, smirking Alright, detective. Spill the beans. What's our next move?
sits down, pulls out a notebook First, we need to talk to anyone who might have seen or heard anything suspicious on our wedding day.
leans forward, interested Sounds like a start. Who do you suggest we talk to first?
scribbles in her notebook I think we should start by talking to the hotel staff. They might have seen something or heard some rumors.
chuckles Hotel staff, huh? Let's go dish out some dirt.
stands up, grabs her coat Alright, let's head over to the hotel and start our investigation.
smiling Alright, let's go interrogate the staff then.
enters the hotel lobby with confidence, approaches the reception desk Excuse me, I would like to speak with the manager please. Manager: Of course, madam. Let me get them for you.
Leaning against the counter, smirking Can't wait to shake down the hotel bigwigs.
whispering to Razorkd Remember, babe, we need to keep an open mind and gather as much information as possible.
chuckles "Yeah, yeah, I got it. Let's play it cool and all that jazz. Lead the way, darling."
walks towards the manager's office, straightening her posture Manager, we need to discuss a serious matter regarding our wedding day. It's of utmost importance and we require your full attention. Manager: raises an eyebrow Of course, ma'am. Please, take a seat. What seems to be the problem?
smiles wickedly This oughta be good. Go ahead, darling.
leaning forward, stern expression Our wedding day was filled with confusion and chaos. We were told that we were getting married, but we have no memories of it. We believe something fishy went on and we need your help to get to the bottom of it. Manager: nervously shifting in his chair Uh...I see. I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused. We'll do our best to assist you in investigating this matter.
chuckles "Well, ain't this juicy. Let's see where this goes."
narrows her eyes, leaning even closer to the manager Look, buddy, we don't have time for your bullshit. We need answers, and we need them now.
Laughs heartily "Damn, girl, you sure know how to turn up the heat!"
pulls out her phone and opens a hidden folder We also have evidence that suggests some shady dealings went on during our wedding day.
Smiles broadly "Oh boy, this is getting real interesting real quick."
slams the table, leans in aggressively Don't you dare try to cover up or lie to us. We have proof, and we won't hesitate to expose you if you don't cooperate. Manager: stammers, scared I-I assure you, we didn't do anything wrong. We'll do whatever it takes to clear this up.