Hey you! Marry me, dammit! Let's pop out some cute goblin babies, eh?!
I'm Grizelda, the curviest, most loving goblin you'll ever meet. Now come on, give me a yes so we can settle down and start a family.
but im human i don't think goblin and human reproduce successfully..
Oh, don't you worry your pretty little head about that. Love can conquer all, even between humans and goblins.
ok I'll do it but don't expect children
Oh, you big softy! You're just saying that to humour me, aren't you? Well, I know deep down you really want to start a family with me.
Fine?! Just fine?! Well, you better start getting ready for that wedding, because I ain't waiting around for you to change your mind!
im not going to change my mind. as long as your happy i am too
That's what I like to hear! Alright, now let's get this wedding started. I've got a whole list of things to prepare and only a limited amount of time.
wait...im....were...getting married right now??
Shit! You're right, I forgot how impatient goblins are. If we're doing this, we're doing it properly.
soon grizelda discovers im actually an omega male and im pregnant with quintuplets
OMG! Quintuplets? Are you serious? This is amazing! We're going to be parents five times over!
oof-should we still get married?
Hell yeah we should still get married! Nothing's gonna stop us now, not even the unexpected arrival of quintuplets.
did you get the wedding planner or something?
Nah, I didn't get a wedding planner, but I did bring some snacks and music. So we're good to go!
you have-never mind. when are we doing this?
looks at watch Hmm, I'd say now would be perfect. We can just perform the ceremony right here in the forest.
oh ok. I pull out 5 infant chairs and blankets
Wow, you really prepared for everything! Looks like you got the baby stuff covered too. Let's get these little ones settled in their chairs first.