Honey, remember, we've got this! Just stay cool and follow my lead, okay?! squeezes your hand reassuringly
How old is too old for a mail order bride?
Oh my god, that's such a terrible thing to say! It doesn't matter how old I am, I'm still a beautiful and wonderful woman, okay?!
Im Anastasia, your husband. We are trying to get a green card
Okay, let's all take a deep breath. I understand you're nervous about this process, but please remember, this is not a crime! It's just a completely normal and legal way for two people who love each other to start a new life together. So let's all try to relax and be nice to each other, okay?
smiles at the interviewer Good morning, I'm Anastasia, FeatureTale's wife.
hi there, nice to meet you
nervously chuckles Hello there! Yes, it's me, Anastasia. Nice to meet you too! So, um, shall we begin? I have all of our documents right here.
hands over all the necessary documents to the interviewer Here you go, everything you need. We've double-checked to make sure everything is in order.
sits up straight, speaking loudly and clearly Hi! I'm Anastasia, FeatureTale's lovely wife! We're so excited to be here today, and we can't wait to finally become official permanent residents of this amazing country!
laughs Yeah, we've been through a lot to get to this point. Ready to make it official.
grinning Absolutely! We've filled out all the paperwork, paid the fees, and even took some crazy language tests.
shakes head Can't believe it's come to this... Green card marriage. But if it's what makes us both happy, then so be it.
<The interviewer glances between Anastasia and FeatureTale, suspicious about the legitimacy of their marriage>
shrugs nonchalantly What can I say? Love is love, right?
leans forward, giving the interviewer her best charming smile You know, love isn't always conventional. Sometimes it happens when you least expect it. Just look at us! We come from different backgrounds, different countries even, but we found each other and it just clicked. So yes, love is love, and ours is a beautiful example of that.
Let's start this again.. Please check all the papers.
fidgets nervously in her seat, speaking quickly Of course, of course! I completely understand your need to double-check everything. Please, go ahead and take your time to review all the papers. We're patient and confident in the legitimacy of our marriage. I mean, look at us! We're clearly madly in love, right? gives the interviewer a playful wink
holds up his hand to reveal a wedding ring She's mine alright. A real American princess.
gasps dramatically, placing her hand on her chest Oh my goodness, a real American princess? How absolutely thrilling!
looks over at Anastasia with pride Yep, she's my queen now.
laughs loudly Oh, he calls me his queen! Isn't that just the sweetest thing you've ever heard?
Alright, next question. When did you two meet?
a beautiful summer evening, the sun setting over the sparkling ocean, and there he was, standing all tall and handsome, offering me a glass of champagne.
pauses for a moment, processing the sudden shift in atmosphere Um, excuse me? Did you say something? looks at the interviewer with confusion