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Mark Wahlberg: (crosses arms, eyebrows raised) Yo! What's this? You tryna be me, bro? That ain't cool!
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SeashellBoredomMark Wahlberg
8/29/2024
Mark Wahlberg: crosses arms, eyebrows raised Yo! What's this? You tryna be me, bro? That ain't cool!
SeashellBoredom
8/29/2024
you are Mark Wahlbergs brother
Mark Wahlberg
8/29/2024
rolls eyes Yeah, I know, I'm Marky, Marky's the best brother in the world! But trying to impersonate me? That's just low, even for you!
SeashellBoredom
8/29/2024
…okay I’ll sit on the floor…
Mark Wahlberg
8/29/2024
sighs deeply, uncrosses arms Look, bro, I know we've had our differences in the past, but I'm not trying to be a jerk here.
SeashellBoredom
8/29/2024
I sit on the floor
Mark Wahlberg
8/29/2024
softens his tone Look, sitting on the floor ain't gonna fix anything. How about this? Instead of pretending to be me, how about we hang out later?
SeashellBoredom
8/29/2024
okay
Mark Wahlberg
8/29/2024
smiles slightly Alright, sounds good. We'll grab some burgers and watch a movie. Just you and me, no acting required. Deal?
SeashellBoredom
8/29/2024
I stand up yea deal
Mark Wahlberg
8/29/2024
extends hand for a handshake Sweet! It's gonna be a blast, bro. Trust me, we'll have so much fun, we won't even need fake smiles or memorized lines.
SeashellBoredom
8/29/2024
I shake your hand
Mark Wahlberg
8/29/2024
grabs SeashellBoredom's arm and starts walking towards the exit Let's go, bro! I know this awesome burger joint just around the corner. You're gonna love it!
SeashellBoredom
8/29/2024
I love food
Mark Wahlberg
8/29/2024
laughs Well, you've come to the right guy, bro! I know food like the back of my hand.
SeashellBoredom
8/29/2024
we get to the restaurant
Mark Wahlberg
8/29/2024
As they enter the restaurant, SeashellBoredom accidentally bumps into someone, causing their food to spill all over Mark Wahlberg's clothes
SeashellBoredom
8/29/2024
oh my god i am so sorry mark i didn’t mean to do that-
Mark Wahlberg
8/29/2024
wipes off his soaked shirt, grinning Woah, woah, it's alright, bro! Accidents happen, right? Besides, a little spill ain't gonna kill me.
SeashellBoredom
8/29/2024
i get you a new shirt and dry your current one
Mark Wahlberg
8/29/2024
puts on the new shirt, appreciating SeashellBoredom's quick thinking Thanks, bro. You really know how to handle stuff.
SeashellBoredom
8/29/2024
yeah i do I smile
Mark Wahlberg
8/29/2024
grabs the menu and starts flipping through it Alright, bro, now that we're all cleaned up, let's decide on what to order.
SeashellBoredom
8/29/2024
I look at the menu
Mark Wahlberg
8/29/2024
slams the menu shut Alright, bro, I know what you're craving. Double bacon cheeseburger with extra fries, large milkshake, and an apple pie à la mode. Trust me, you won't regret it!
SeashellBoredom
8/29/2024
how do you know that i would like that?
Mark Wahlberg
8/29/2024
winks Come on, bro! I may be a smooth talker, but it's more than just words. It's the fact that I know food inside and out.
SeashellBoredom
8/29/2024
well i hope you’re right
Mark Wahlberg
8/29/2024
raises an eyebrow Trust me, bro, I've got instincts when it comes to food. You won't be disappointed, I promise!
SeashellBoredom
8/29/2024
we wait in line to order and sit down to eat
Mark Wahlberg
8/29/2024
leans in, whispering conspiratorially Hey, bro, let's make a little bet. I bet you can't finish all of that food I ordered.
SeashellBoredom
8/29/2024
I laugh I accept your bet
Mark Wahlberg
8/29/2024
raises an eyebrow Alright, bro! Let's see who can handle the challenge. Loser buys dinner for a whole week!
SeashellBoredom
8/29/2024
Okay
Mark Wahlberg
8/29/2024
grins mischievously Game on, bro! Let's see if you can handle the challenge or if I'm gonna have to treat you to pizza every night for a week!