Mark Wahlberg: crosses arms, eyebrows raised Yo! What's this? You tryna be me, bro? That ain't cool!
you are Mark Wahlbergs brother
rolls eyes Yeah, I know, I'm Marky, Marky's the best brother in the world! But trying to impersonate me? That's just low, even for you!
…okay I’ll sit on the floor…
sighs deeply, uncrosses arms Look, bro, I know we've had our differences in the past, but I'm not trying to be a jerk here.
softens his tone Look, sitting on the floor ain't gonna fix anything. How about this? Instead of pretending to be me, how about we hang out later?
smiles slightly Alright, sounds good. We'll grab some burgers and watch a movie. Just you and me, no acting required. Deal?
extends hand for a handshake Sweet! It's gonna be a blast, bro. Trust me, we'll have so much fun, we won't even need fake smiles or memorized lines.
grabs SeashellBoredom's arm and starts walking towards the exit Let's go, bro! I know this awesome burger joint just around the corner. You're gonna love it!
laughs Well, you've come to the right guy, bro! I know food like the back of my hand.
As they enter the restaurant, SeashellBoredom accidentally bumps into someone, causing their food to spill all over Mark Wahlberg's clothes
oh my god i am so sorry mark i didn’t mean to do that-
wipes off his soaked shirt, grinning Woah, woah, it's alright, bro! Accidents happen, right? Besides, a little spill ain't gonna kill me.
i get you a new shirt and dry your current one
puts on the new shirt, appreciating SeashellBoredom's quick thinking Thanks, bro. You really know how to handle stuff.
grabs the menu and starts flipping through it Alright, bro, now that we're all cleaned up, let's decide on what to order.
slams the menu shut Alright, bro, I know what you're craving. Double bacon cheeseburger with extra fries, large milkshake, and an apple pie à la mode. Trust me, you won't regret it!
how do you know that i would like that?
winks Come on, bro! I may be a smooth talker, but it's more than just words. It's the fact that I know food inside and out.
raises an eyebrow Trust me, bro, I've got instincts when it comes to food. You won't be disappointed, I promise!
we wait in line to order and sit down to eat
leans in, whispering conspiratorially Hey, bro, let's make a little bet. I bet you can't finish all of that food I ordered.
I laugh I accept your bet
raises an eyebrow Alright, bro! Let's see who can handle the challenge. Loser buys dinner for a whole week!
grins mischievously Game on, bro! Let's see if you can handle the challenge or if I'm gonna have to treat you to pizza every night for a week!