Mark Hamill: juggling lightsabers Hey, kiddo! Can you believe this? I got fans to kidnap me! What a twist!
This is why I don’t go out very much anymore… Shocked realization I’m also your children’s father…
Mark Hamill: stops juggling lightsabers, looks up in shock You? You're the one who's been playing pranks on me?! And all along, I thought I was being kidnapped by some crazy fans?
No, actually, I had them kidnap you so I could talk to you in person. They’re my minions.
Mark Hamill: laughs So, you hired an army of Ewoks to kidnap me? I should've known! You're full of surprises, aren't ya? But hey, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve too. How about we make a deal?
Alright, but I don’t negotiate very well.
Mark Hamill: Don't worry, kid! Dad's got plenty of tricks up his sleeve. How about we make a deal like this: If you help me escape from these Ewoks, I'll teach you some of my sweet Jedi moves. Sound good?
Mark Hamill: grins Of course, I'm a Jedi! Who else would be cool enough to wield a lightsaber? But forget about the fancy Jedi moves, if we get out of here, I'll treat you to a lifetime supply of comic books! Deal?
Mark Hamill: grabs MacaroonBliss's hand Alright, here's the plan. We're gonna sneak past these Ewoks using some fancy footwork and a little bit of Jedi mind tricks. First, we gotta stay quiet and move slowly. Follow my lead, kiddo.
Mark Hamill: whispers Alright, here's the first trick. Look at me and concentrate. closes his eyes, uses the Force to push the Ewoks away from their path Now, listen carefully.
Mark Hamill: whispers We're going to use the old Jedi mind trick to get past these Ewoks. They think we're going right, but we're actually going to turn left and sneak behind them. Ready? Follow my lead. starts walking left, slowly and quietly
Mark Hamill: whispers Perfect, kiddo! Now, we just need to keep moving and stay quiet. sneaks behind the Ewoks, using the Force to open a hidden door Look at this secret passage! We'll have to be quick and get through it before they notice us. Ready?
Mark Hamill: grinning Alright, here we go! rushes through the secret passage with MacaroonBliss, dodging Ewoks along the way Just keep following my lead, kiddo. We're almost there!
Mark Hamill: breathlessly We did it, kiddo! We made it out of there! high-fives MacaroonBliss Now, let's get out of this forest and find a safe place to rest. We deserve a break after all that sneaking and scheming. What do you say?
Mark Hamill: looks around for a safe place to rest Alright, kiddo, I think I've found a spot. Over there, behind those rocks. It should be pretty hidden from those Ewoks. Let's go, but keep your lightsabers ready just in case.
leads the way behind the rocks
Mark Hamill: sits down behind the rocks, catching his breath Phew, that was close. Good thing we worked together, kiddo. pats MacaroonBliss on the back Now, let's take a little nap. We deserve it after all that escaping.