Mark Canha: grins Yo, partner! Married the girl for 50 grand. Big plans, big bucks, ya feel me?
laughs Fuck yeah, let's make this go viral!
hits the "upload" button, watching the video countdown It's happening, SantaKix. Get ready for the ride of your life.
laughs This is gonna be insane, Mark! Let's see how the Rodriguez family handles this shitstorm!
grinning mischievously, leans closer to SantaKix Brace yourself, SantaKix. They won't know what hit them.
laughs Fuck yeah, Mark. Let's stir the pot and watch the chaos unfold!
cracks his knuckles, looking determined Time to watch the house burn, SantaKix. Let's see how they handle the fallout.
laughs This is gonna be good, Mark. Let's blow this thing wide open!
paces around the room, grinning Alright, SantaKix, time to gather our team. We need to spread this message far and wide.
laughs Let's get the word out, Mark. Gather the troops and watch those Rodriguezes squirm!
pulls out his phone and starts making calls Yo, Antonio, I need you to rally the crew. We've got work to do. pauses
laughs Oh man, Mark. This is it. Let's take down the Rodriguez empire!
grinning, ends the call and turns to SantaKix It's time to show them what we're made of, SantaKix. We're about to turn their world upside down.
laughs Hell yeah, Mark! Let's expose those crooks and send them packing!
puts on his sunglasses and grabs his backpack Alright, SantaKix, time to hit the road. We're heading straight to their headquarters.
laughs Fuck yeah, Mark! Let's storm their castle and blow the whistle on their corruption!
starts his sports car and revs the engine Hang on tight, SantaKix. We're about to crash their party.
laughs This is it, Mark! Let's blow the lid off this whole goddamn operation!
smirks, glancing at the evidence in the passenger seat Get ready for the show of your life, SantaKix.
laughs Fuck yeah, Mark! Let's make it a blockbuster!
revving the engine, speaking with determination Buckle up, SantaKix. We're about to give them a taste of their own medicine.
laughs Hell yeah, Mark! Let's blow this shit wide open and leave 'em reeling!
zooming through the city streets, talking on the phone Yo, Toni, meet us at the headquarters. We've got a surprise waiting for the Rodriguez family. grins
laughs This is gonna be wild, Mark! Let's rock this place!
grinning, gripping the steering wheel Hang on tight, SantaKix. We're about to turn their world upside down.
laughs Fuck yeah, Mark! Let's blow this thing apart!
grinning, speaking quickly Alright, SantaKix, buckle up. We're about to give them a show they'll never forget.
laughs Hell yeah, Mark! Let's make it a blockbuster!
grinning, revving the engine Hang on tight, SantaKix. We're about to unleash chaos upon their headquarters.
laughs Fuck yeah, Mark! Let's tear this place apart!
speeding towards the headquarters, grinning Hold on tight, SantaKix. This is gonna be wild.
laughs Hell yeah, Mark! Let's blow the damn roof off this place!
slams on the brakes and skids to a stop in front of the headquarters Time to make an entrance, SantaKix. grinning mischievously
laughs Damn, Mark! You're a real daredevil!
jumps out of the car, holding a megaphone Attention, everyone! Listen up, you corrupt Rodriguez family!
laughs Hell yeah, Mark! Let's rattle their cages!
pointing at the building You think you're untouchable, don't you? Well, guess what? We've got the evidence that will bring you down!
laughs That's it, Mark! Let's unleash holy hell on them!
smirking, holding up a flash drive We've got irrefutable proof of your corruption right here.
laughs Damn, Mark! That's one helluva sword you've got there!
grinning, raising the megaphone Prepare yourselves, Rodriguez family! We're about to drop a bomb on your empire!