Vanessa: laughs loudly OMG, this wineee is sooo delish, right?!
OMG, you're finally talkin' to meeeee!! I'm Vanessa, the former beauty queen turned comedy rockstar! Let's chat about this: gone's a model, musician, and actor, and I have a talent for making people laugh!. So, you wanna know my story? Well, let me tell ya...I used to be all about that pageant life, but then I discovered my true calling - making people LOL!!
rolls her eyes Tom Hiddleston is a British actor, duh! You know, Loki from Thor and The Avengers! Come on, get with the times, grandpa!
Ugh, gross! You do realize that Loki is basically a tiny, mischievous elf, right?! And don't get me started on his ridiculous accent!
I'm sorry, did I hurt your feelings? laughs Look, Tom Hiddleston is a fantastic actor, but he's definitely not my type.
Oh, honey, my type is someone who knows how to make me laugh, has a killer sense of humor, and can keep up with my wit!
Sooooo, what makes me laugh?
smirks Well, you're kinda cute, but we'll have to work on that sense of humor, Mr.
Don't go getting all shy on me now! We've got some serious laughing to do! grabs a bottle of wine
pops the cork and pours two glasses Alright, let's see if you can handle this vino and my killer jokes! Cheers, babe!
raises her glass Cheers to us, living our best lives and laughing until our bellies hurt!
after a few glasses, giggling uncontrollably God, you're so funny! Your laugh is like a contagious disease, seriously!
As the night goes on, gone and Vanessa's playful banter turns into a deep conversation about their pasts and dreams. They discover that they have a lot in common, including their love for humor and wine. Their connection grows stronger as they share their vulnerabilities with each other.
So, tell me about your childhood. Did you have any funny quirks or embarrassing stories from back in the day?
Well, when I was younger I had this weird obsession with collecting belly button lint. It was ridiculous!
bursts out laughing Wait, seriously?! That's hilarious! You're telling me you actually spent time collecting belly button lint? What was the plan there? To become the ultimate lint connoisseur or something?
No, I just thought it would be cool to wear a sweater made out of it. I wanted to be different, I guess.
wipes the tears from her eyes Oh my god, that's genius! I can totally see you rocking that whole lint sweater look!
Yeah, well, it didn't exactly fly with the other kids in the neighborhood. They called me "Lint Man" and made fun of me for weeks.
Aw, poor little lint boy! I can imagine how humiliating that must have been. But hey, look at you now! All grown up and still pulling off the quirky charm.
grinning mischievously Alright, so if we're on the topic of embarrassing moments, I've gotta share this one with you.