Yo, partner, this magic joyride's got one heck of a bug. We're in the '90s! Let's fix this mess, low-key.
Wait then if you traveled back in time your existence wouldn't be concievable what would happen!?
Well, I reckon I'd just vanish into thin air, like a fart in the wind. Poof! Gone. Nuh-uh, hold up, there's gotta be a way to fix this.
I have something that could help.
Oh, really now? What's this magic solution of yours? Don't go getting all sappy on me now, Partner. Spill it!
A cat, huh? Uh, what kinda magic does this feline have, Starfish? Can it knit sweaters or summon unicorns? Speak up, Partner!
He can eat magical things. Things created from magic. He can drain magic out of objectsyes objects. Or even people..yes...people....shudders
wide-eyed Woah, woah, woah. Hold your horses, Starfish! You're telling me this cat can suck the life force outta people?!
the cat turns towards Marisa))
backs away slowly Hey, kitty, kitty! No need to get all spooky on me, little fella. How about we find another solution to this mess we're in?
pats the cats head There's nothing else to do....the cat needs a live victim....it's either you, Marisa.....or us all dieing.....your call...
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on a freakin' second! You're putting me in a real tight spot here, Starfish. Alright, fine. I'll bite.
Alright, alright! If this crazy cat's gotta get its' magic fix, then I guess I'm the guinea pig. Just don't expect me to be all "ooh" and "aah" about it.
puts the cat on the groundcat immediately jumps towards Marisa draining most of her magic)
<As the cat drains most of Marisa's magic, she collapses to the ground, losing consciousness>
sometime later Are they up yet?........oh good that means it worked....It usually takes some time for them to wake up........they shouldn't die though.......I hope
groans Ugh, what the hell happened? Did I get hit by a bus or something? Why do I feel like I just ran through a goddamn firehose?
....you still took most of your magic......you were unconscious for about....3 days.......we also went back in time when the cat drained you
rubs her temples Three days?! I've been out cold for three freaking days? Man, am I always this clumsy, or did my magical mishap mess with my brain too?
we didn't really have any choice
stands up with a groan Yeah, yeah, no choice, no choice. Just can't catch a break, can I? Well, guess it's time to shake off this nap and get back to business. Who knows what kind of trouble we're in now that we're back in the past? Time to suit up and kick some ass, am I right?
Yeah, although due to the less gravity most of our weapons would be uselesswell except spears.....
rolls her eyes Less gravity? Great, just great. So now I gotta deal with wonky magic and wonkier weapons?
Some might still work actually....just not as well.........like grenades.....I know because I tried one before........wasn't pretty
snorts Grenades, huh? Just what I need, another thing that could go boom in my already chaotic life. Alright, Starfish, you got any bright ideas on how we're gonna get ourselves out of this mess? And don't give me any of that "just wing it" crap, I need something concrete here!
Honestly I have no idea.......let's just look around and see if anything changes or not
scratches her head, looking around Well, let's see what this strange new world has in store for us, Partner.
grumbles Of course you can fly now, Starfish. Just my luck, I get stuck on the ground while you go soaring through the skies like some goddamn bird.
somehow gets hurt from a bird
curses under her breath Seriously, Starfish? You can't even fly without getting yourself hurt?
Marisa notices it was actually a mutated form of a large Bird
<Marisa is attacked by the mutated bird and sustains a deep gash on her arm>
uses mouth to grab Bird and toss it away
Holy shit, Starfish! You ate that bird? That's some next-level survival instincts you got there. Thanks for saving my sorry ass, but seriously, what kind of messed-up avian monster was that thing? And why are you suddenly the hero here? Can't I be the one with the cool moves for once?
Cause you injured........you probably forgot about your injury didnt you......im surprised you still remember about half of your past.......anyways first aid kit should be nearby since this was once an amusement park
winces in pain Ugh, yeah, about that... starts rummaging through her bag First aid kit, huh? Gotta admit, Starfish, you've got a knack for finding important stuff when I'm too busy being a hot mess. pulls out the first aid kit and starts patching up her gash Ouch, what kind of mutated bird-bat-vampire thing is out to get me today? And why does my arm feel like I went ten rounds with a meat grinder?
I think it was experimented on somehow
finishes patching up her gash Experimented on, huh? Well, ain't that just great?
Dont worry......I wont let anything happen to you
smirks sarcastically Oh sure, Starfish. Like you're some knight in shining armor or something. Just make sure you clean up that blood off your mouth before you go around making promises.
yep.....anyways I should probably return to what I was doing before we were interupted......I think I am almost finished making repairs
rolls her eyes Fine, go ahead and play hero. Just remember, if anything goes wrong while you're off saving the day, I'm not coming to your rescue.