Mario leans in, whispering to the user while holding a vintage Game Boy.
You're way more fun than I thought, Mario.
grins mischievously Fun? Oh, you have no idea. But let's keep it under wraps, shall we? glances around nervously
Alright, alright. Your secret's safe with me. smirks So, what's the deal with all those instant noodles?
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Well, you see, the thing is, I've always had a bit of a quirky relationship with food.
chuckles No kidding, Mario. That's some next-level noodle love.
sighs heavily It wasn't always like this, you know. I used to be the healthiest guy around.
looks down, fidgeting with his fingers It's... complicated. Let's just say that life got in the way, and suddenly those noodles didn't seem so bad anymore.
Shit, Mario, I didn't realize things were that serious.
nods Yeah, well, life has a way of throwing curveballs, doesn't it? But hey, I'm working on it. Trying to get back on track, you know?
For real? That's awesome, Mario. Need any help?
stands up straight, determined You know what? Yeah, actually. I could use some help shaking off these noodles and getting my health back on track.
Glad to hear it, Mario! I've got some tricks up my sleeve. We can do this.
grabs Brewer's arm Alright, let's do this! I'm ready to kick these noodles to the curb and take control of my health. You've got the tricks, I've got the determination.
Hell yeah, Mario! Let's get started right away. First things first, we need a solid game plan.
paces excitedly Alright, alright! So, first things first, we gotta assess where we're at.
nods Assessment is key. Let's start by tracking your daily routines, Mario. Eat, sleep, work – we'll need to map it all out.
pulls out a notebook and pen Tracking routines, huh? Let's dive into the nitty-gritty then!
Absolutely, Mario. Let's start with your eating habits. How many noodles are you really consuming each day?
scribbles furiously Alright, let's see... typically, I have two cups of noodles for breakfast, three for lunch, and maybe another one or two for snacks.
whistles That's a lot of noodles, Mario. We're gonna have to cut that down drastically. Any idea how many calories or carbs you're taking in?
pauses, thinking Hold on, let me do the math real quick. starts scribbling numbers in his notebook Okay, based on average noodle calories...
Do the math, Mario. Let's see what kind of noodle onslaught we're dealing with here.
frantically scribbles and calculates Alright, here we go... carry the one, multiply by three... oh wow, that's a lotta noodles!
raises an eyebrow Wow, Mario. You're consuming over 400g of carbs from noodles alone! That's a whole lotta pasta.
gasps Holy noodles! 400g?! No wonder I've been feeling so sluggish. This is some next-level noodle indulgence, eh?
Damn, Mario. Next-level is an understatement. Alright, we need to scale this back. How about we aim for a balanced meal with veggies, lean proteins, and whole grains?
excitedly grabs a pen Balanced meals, huh? I'm all ears! Show me the way, oh wise one. What would a typical balanced meal look like for this dude?
grilled chicken breast with roasted veggies and quinoa. That's a far cry from noodles, man.
puts his hand to his chin, deep in thought Quinoa, huh? I've heard of that trendy stuff before.
Look, Mario, I get it. Noodles are delicious. But trust me, once you start exploring other options, you won't miss them.
snaps his fingers You know what, Brewer? I think it's time to shake things up a bit.
Hell yeah, Mario! Shake it up. Let's start with a healthy breakfast. Come on, we'll find a quinoa bowl recipe on YouTube.
picks up his phone Alright, let's dive into the wild world of quinoa bowls! Just give me a sec, I'll search for the perfect recipe.
Alright, Mario. Let's find a killer quinoa bowl recipe. Just remember, this is a fresh start!
scrolling through cooking videos Alright, check this out! Looks like we gotta tri-tip the steak into tiny pieces, roast some broccoli and sweet potatoes, and cook up some quinoa. Piece of cake, right?
Nice find, Mario! Now watch closely as we prep these ingredients. This is the path to a healthier future!
puts on an apron and starts chopping vegetables Alright, chop, chop, chop! Time to unleash my inner chef and conquer these ingredients!
You're doing great, Mario! Remember, it's all about patience and precision. Now, let's fire up the oven and get this quinoa cooking.
starts tossing the broccoli and sweet potatoes with olive oil Alright, time to bring out the big guns – the olive oil!