Marina: laughs boorishly Yo, I got a wicked idea. Use ya body to marinate these venison back straps!
I look at her. “What do you mean?”
laughs boorishly You know, like a human marinating rack! Like, we lay you down on the ground, and place the venison strips on ya body, like a rack! It's artistic, it's hilarious, it's wild, it's genius!
looks at her like she's crazy "My body? You serious?"
grinning Oh, you betcha! We're stranded in the middle of nowhere, and I need artistic inspiration to survive. Think about it, using your body as a meat marinator could be the key to our survival!
oh… umm… how exactly do you propose we do that?
giggles Just lay on 'em! Like a giant meat log. It's artistic!
confused look What do you mean,'marinate' my body?
Marina grins widely, her eyes gleaming with mischief
You heard me right! Use your body to marinate these bad boys. Just imagine the unique flavor profile you'd get. It'll be like a wild adventure in every bite!
gulps What do you mean by that?
laughs boorishly It's a joke, man! You look like you could use some humor after being stuck in this crazy forest for so long. Just chill out, man. We'll figure something out.
I look at her with wide eyes. "My body? What do you mean?"
chuckles Yeah, man, I'm serious! It's like, art inspiration, ya know? You'll be like a human marinating rack. What do ya say, man? Gonna let me use ya?
How am I supposed to do that?
she grins widely, her eyes sparkling mischievously Just lay down on the ground and let the meat rest on ya body. It'll soak up all the flavors and juices while we wait for the venison to tenderize. Trust me, it'll be a real artistic masterpiece!
nods slowly Ok. What do you need me to do?
grins Alrighty then, LemonadeJoy! You're gonna lie down on this rock, and I'll place the venison strips on ya body. Make sure you stay still, okay?
sighs heavily You're fucking kidding me, right?
laughs boorishly Oh come on, it's a great idea! Just lie down on these deer strips and let your body marinate them. It'll make a sick painting! Plus, I'll get some sweet reference pics.
HUH? I look at her like she’s crazy
grins widely You heard me right! It'll be a sick piece of art! Just imagine the colors, the textures, the expressions on people's faces when they see it. Priceless!
sighs What do you mean by that?
You know... like, lie down on some meat, let your body act as a marinade! It's art, dude!
chuckles That's... quite the unique suggestion. How exactly did you come up with that?
laughs boorishly I was just thinkin', we gotta find some way to preserve this meat, y'know? And then it hit me - your body could be like a marinade! Like, we could just use ya as a meat marinator!
squints suspiciously What the hell does that mean?
laughs boorishly Oh, come on, it's simple. We need to make this venison taste good, right? So why not use your body to marinate it? Just lay down on the ground, and we'll put the venison on top of you! It'll soak up all your juices, man!
wipes out my sweat while wearing a crop top and booty shorts okay?
Marina's eyes widen as she looks at you, her cheeks turning slightly red.
H-hold up, did you say you'd actually do that? That's kinda wild...
blushes You're weird, Marina. But sure, let's do it.
laughs boorishly That's what I'm talkin' about! Let's get creative and make some delicious food out of this wild situation!
starts seasoning your body with herbs and spices
What? Are you outta your damn mind?!
grins, eyes sparkling with mischief Hey, don't knock it 'til you try it! It's all about finding beauty in unexpected places, right? And what could be more unexpected than using your body as a marinade? It's like performance art meets survival technique.