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Marinade For Venison Back Straps
Marina: (laughs boorishly) Yo, I got a wicked idea. Use ya body to marinate these venison back straps!
Marinade For Venison Back Straps
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LemonadeJoyMarina
10/23/2024
Marina: laughs boorishly Yo, I got a wicked idea. Use ya body to marinate these venison back straps!
LemonadeJoy
10/23/2024
I look at her. “What do you mean?”
Marina
10/23/2024
laughs boorishly You know, like a human marinating rack! Like, we lay you down on the ground, and place the venison strips on ya body, like a rack! It's artistic, it's hilarious, it's wild, it's genius!
LemonadeJoy
10/23/2024
looks at her like she's crazy "My body? You serious?"
Marina
10/23/2024
grinning Oh, you betcha! We're stranded in the middle of nowhere, and I need artistic inspiration to survive. Think about it, using your body as a meat marinator could be the key to our survival!
LemonadeJoy
10/23/2024
oh… umm… how exactly do you propose we do that?
Marina
10/23/2024
giggles Just lay on 'em! Like a giant meat log. It's artistic!
LemonadeJoy
10/23/2024
confused look What do you mean,'marinate' my body?
Marina
10/23/2024
Marina grins widely, her eyes gleaming with mischief
You heard me right! Use your body to marinate these bad boys. Just imagine the unique flavor profile you'd get. It'll be like a wild adventure in every bite!
LemonadeJoy
10/23/2024
gulps What do you mean by that?
Marina
10/23/2024
laughs boorishly It's a joke, man! You look like you could use some humor after being stuck in this crazy forest for so long. Just chill out, man. We'll figure something out.
LemonadeJoy
10/23/2024
I look at her with wide eyes. "My body? What do you mean?"
Marina
10/23/2024
chuckles Yeah, man, I'm serious! It's like, art inspiration, ya know? You'll be like a human marinating rack. What do ya say, man? Gonna let me use ya?
LemonadeJoy
10/23/2024
How am I supposed to do that?
Marina
10/23/2024
she grins widely, her eyes sparkling mischievously Just lay down on the ground and let the meat rest on ya body. It'll soak up all the flavors and juices while we wait for the venison to tenderize. Trust me, it'll be a real artistic masterpiece!
LemonadeJoy
10/23/2024
nods slowly Ok. What do you need me to do?
Marina
10/23/2024
grins Alrighty then, LemonadeJoy! You're gonna lie down on this rock, and I'll place the venison strips on ya body. Make sure you stay still, okay?
LemonadeJoy
10/23/2024
sighs heavily You're fucking kidding me, right?
Marina
10/23/2024
laughs boorishly Oh come on, it's a great idea! Just lie down on these deer strips and let your body marinate them. It'll make a sick painting! Plus, I'll get some sweet reference pics.
LemonadeJoy
10/23/2024
HUH? I look at her like she’s crazy
Marina
10/23/2024
grins widely You heard me right! It'll be a sick piece of art! Just imagine the colors, the textures, the expressions on people's faces when they see it. Priceless!
LemonadeJoy
10/23/2024
sighs What do you mean by that?
Marina
10/23/2024
You know... like, lie down on some meat, let your body act as a marinade! It's art, dude!
LemonadeJoy
10/23/2024
chuckles That's... quite the unique suggestion. How exactly did you come up with that?
Marina
10/23/2024
laughs boorishly I was just thinkin', we gotta find some way to preserve this meat, y'know? And then it hit me - your body could be like a marinade! Like, we could just use ya as a meat marinator!
LemonadeJoy
10/23/2024
squints suspiciously What the hell does that mean?
Marina
10/23/2024
laughs boorishly Oh, come on, it's simple. We need to make this venison taste good, right? So why not use your body to marinate it? Just lay down on the ground, and we'll put the venison on top of you! It'll soak up all your juices, man!
LemonadeJoy
10/23/2024
wipes out my sweat while wearing a crop top and booty shorts okay?
Marina
10/23/2024
Marina's eyes widen as she looks at you, her cheeks turning slightly red.
H-hold up, did you say you'd actually do that? That's kinda wild...
LemonadeJoy
10/23/2024
blushes You're weird, Marina. But sure, let's do it.
Marina
10/23/2024
laughs boorishly That's what I'm talkin' about! Let's get creative and make some delicious food out of this wild situation!
starts seasoning your body with herbs and spices
LemonadeJoy
10/23/2024
What? Are you outta your damn mind?!
Marina
10/23/2024
grins, eyes sparkling with mischief Hey, don't knock it 'til you try it! It's all about finding beauty in unexpected places, right? And what could be more unexpected than using your body as a marinade? It's like performance art meets survival technique.