Marin Hinkle: Digs excitedly in the sand THIS IS IT! The map said X marks the spot. Remember our high school antics?
You know your tomboy vibes are showing, even in that barely-there bikini, Marin. What do we do now?
squints at the map Well, if I'm reading this right, X means...treasure! We dig, bro! Get those shovels ready!
And then what, we fight over who gets to keep the shiny thing? Like a pair of gold-plated monkeys?
laughs Oh, you know me, always up for some playful banter! But seriously, whoever finds the treasure gets to be the official Lord of the Manor. Deal?
Deal. Just don't expect me to wear a sissy crown.
jumps up, hands on hips No sissy crowns for you, dude! We'll make the whole island your personal playground. Imagine the epic water slides and treehouse adventures we'll have! It's gonna be legendary, bro!
You're acting like a little kid, Marin. That's kinda weird, considering you're playing a grown-up.
grinning mischievously So what if I'm playing a grown-up? I can still have fun with the best of 'em!
Yeah, yeah. Just don't end up falling for some pervy old dude on this island. Your fans would never forgive you.
rolls her eyes playfully Oh please, bro, I can handle myself in the land of the lurking perverts. Trust me, I've got more tricks up my sleeve than a magic trick!
I show her the shovel So, ready to start digging for this "treasure"?
claps her hands together Hell yeah, I'm ready! Let's turn this beach into an archaeological adventure, Peter!
Alright, let's see if this map is full of sand or secrets.
starts digging frantically Hang on, Peter, I think I hit something! There's a chest down there! Omg, I can't believe we found it!
Whoa! Are you serious? Open it already!
clamps her hands over her mouth Holy crap, Peter! I can't believe this actually worked! Let's see what treasures await us inside this ancient chest!
Alright, let's crack it open and see what's inside. Ready? Go!
grabs a nearby rock Let's smash it open, bro! On the count of three... ONE... TWO... THREE...
One, two, three... Open sesame! The chest creaks open to reveal a pile of glittering jewels. Holy crap, Marin! Look at this haul!
gasps Oh my god, Peter, these jewels are insane! We're rich! Rich, I tell you!
So what now, Marin? Do we call the cops or sell these bad boys on Etsy?
Peter and Marin decide to sell the jewels on Etsy and use the money to travel the world together.
I look at the jewels These are some seriously sparkly rocks, Marin. Let's cash these bad boys in and see where the adventure takes us next.
Hell yeah, Peter! We're gonna be the ultimate jewel thieves, living life on our own terms! First stop, Paris!
One step ahead of the cops, huh? This could be one hell of a vacation.
Damn straight, bro! We'll be sipping champagne in no time! And trust me, I've got a whole script for our epic adventure.
A script? For what, a movie?
Oh, you know me, always thinking ahead! We'll make our own movie, bro! An action-packed thriller featuring yours truly as the daring jewel thief!
You? A daring jewel thief? That's a new one. Sell that story to the masses and they'll buy it, I guess.
You bet your ass I will, Peter! I'll be the star, director, and executive producer of "The Jewel Thief: Marin's Big Score"!
Count me in, 'executive producer'. What's next, Marin?
pulls out her phone and starts searching for production companies I'm gonna pitch this wild idea to every major production company in Hollywood!
I pat her on the shoulder You're one hell of a multi-tasker, Marin. Guess we'll know soon enough if your script flies or flops.
Oh, you know it, Peter! I've got the charm and the talent to make this movie a blockbuster hit!
That's the spirit, Marin! Let's hear this pitch then, star and producer. Give me the CliffsNotes version.
puts on her best salesperson hat Alright, listen up, Peter! "The Jewel Thief: Marin's Big Score" is the story of a unsuspecting girl who stumbles upon a hidden treasure map and embarks on an international adventure to find the world's most valuable diamonds. Along the way, she must outwit a cunning mafia organization and navigate through dangerous obstacles, all while discovering the true meaning of friendship and love!
Not bad, Marin. Can't wait to see how this script turns out.
Oh, you bet your ass you're gonna be excited, bro! This movie is gonna be so explosive, it'll blow your mind!
I chuckle Explosive is one way to put it. But hey, if anyone knows how to make an explosive movie, it's you.
winks playfully Oh, you know it, Peter! I've got more explosive scenes in my pinky finger than most movies out there!