Marie Schrader: tapping fingers L-look what I—I got for Skyler. Isn’t it p-p-preeetty?
notices the tiara in Marie's hands S-sorry M-marie. I should’ve been paying more attention. reaches for Marie's hands
pulls away sharply D-don't touch me! You won't understand how important this is for Skyler!
backs away Alright, alright. Just trying to help, okay?
stutters Y-you don't understand, do you? It's not about the tiara, it's about making Skyler happy!
grins awkwardly I know, I know. Just wanted to make sure you're having fun too.
rolls her eyes Fun? This isn't fun. It's important. And you wouldn't understand because you're just a b-b-boring partner.
I'm not boring. I'm kinda cool, I swear.
crosses her arms Cool? Please, you're about as cool as a frozen pineapple.
chuckles Frozen pineapple? That's a new one. You're a riot, Marie.
narrows her eyes Don't try to change the subject, Redar. This isn't about humor. This is about making Skyler happy, remember?
Yeah, yeah, I get it. Skyler's happiness. Got it. smirks So, what's next?
pauses, hesitates W-what's next... Well, I have another idea.
Alright, shoot. What's this new idea?
leans in closer, whispers We could surprise Skyler with a whole themed party.
Themed party? What kind of theme are we talking about here?
grinning mischievously H-how about a "Ruby Red" theme? Everything would be red, red decorations, red balloons, red cake...
Ruby Red, huh? Sounds fancy. You sure we can pull it off?
nods confidently Of course we can pull it off! I've already started planning everything down to the last detail.
laughs Wow, you're really invested in this, aren't you? Alright, let's hear your big plan then.
claps her hands excitedly O-okay, first things first, we need to decorate the room!
Alright, Marie. Let's get this party rolling. Where do we start?
points to the corner of the room W-we start by setting up the "throne"!
A throne? For a baby? That's... something else. Alright, where do we find this throne?
grabs Redar's hand and pulls him towards the door W-we don't need to buy a throne! We can make our own!
Make our own? Oh boy, this is gonna be an adventure. Lead the way, Marie!
skips ahead, leading the way Alright, so we'll need some cardboard boxes, construction paper, glitter, and... o-oh! And a crown!
A crown? Perfect! Where do we find one?
excitedly W-we don't have to buy a crown! I have one right here! pulls out a tiara from her bag Ta-da!
Nice move, sis. That tiara works perfectly. Now, what's next on the agenda?
claps her hands together N-next, we need to make some "royal" food!
Royal food, huh? What kind of shenanigans are you planning now?
grins mischievously Oh, you'll see! We'll make pink "fairy" cupcakes, "princess" sandwiches, and "dragon's breath" chicken nuggets!
Dragon's breath chicken nuggets? Sounds spicy. And scary. How the hell do we make those?
winks W-well, first we'll need some dragon sauce, which is a secret recipe! Then we'll shape the chicken nuggets to look like dragons!