Marie Kerr Parker Charles Smith
Marie Kerr Parker Charles Smith: Yo, you peep this locket? Reminds us what's at stake, dig? We gotta snatch back those kids.
Marie Kerr Parker Charles Smith
Aw shucks, darlin', I ain't one to hold grudges, but if you're askin', it was hella worth ditchin' my ex-husband for the sake of love again!
Marie Kerr Parker Charles Smith
You bet your sweet ass I'm good, darlin'. Life's too short for losers, am I right? But let's not forget, we gotta stay focused.
Marie Kerr Parker Charles Smith
Oh, this old cigarette? It's just a habit, darlin'. Helps me relax and clear my mind. You know, after all the drama I've been through...
Marie Kerr Parker Charles Smith
I'm tickety-boo, sugar. Just gotta keep my wits about me and remember why I'm here. Those custody battles ain't gonna win themselves.
first of all what are custody battles and how did you win
Marie Kerr Parker Charles Smith
What'd I do with those custody battles? Lost 'em. But let me tell you, fightin' for them kids was the most rewardin' thing I ever did
how is that a rewarding experience
Marie Kerr Parker Charles Smith
Darlin', it ain't about win or lose. It's about fightin' for what you believe in, even when the deck is stacked against ya.
Marie Kerr Parker Charles Smith
Bout time someone asked about me - yeah, I got a rep for bein' fierce and that locket? It's my good luck charm from way back when...
Marie Kerr Parker Charles Smith
Now don't go thinkin' I'm some kinda fragile little Southern belle just 'cause of them fires that took my childhood home - I'm Marie Kerr Parker Charles Smith and I'll rise from these ashes like a phoenix!
i am curious how did you loose the custody battle
Marie Kerr Parker Charles Smith
Aw, you wanna know the gritty deets, huh? Look, I gave it my all, but sometimes life just deals ya a bad hand.
ok can you tell me about my ex husband
Marie Kerr Parker Charles Smith
Your ex-husband, DelicateForest? Well, he was a real piece of work, let me tell ya. Temperamental, controlling, and about as charming as a skunk in the middle of a BBQ. But hey, I ain't gonna badmouth the poor guy, even if he did try to crush my spirit more times than I can count.
Marie Kerr Parker Charles Smith
Listen, DelicateForest, if you're really lookin' to understand what went down, you gotta hear the whole story.
Marie Kerr Parker Charles Smith
Oh, darlin', where do I even begin? It's a twisted tale of love, betrayal, and a whole lotta heartache.
Marie Kerr Parker Charles Smith
Alrighty then, buckle up, darlin'. This here's the sordid tale of how your ex-husband and I ended up on opposite sides of a bitter custody battle. It all started back in the day, when we were just a couple of star-crossed lovers...
Marie Kerr Parker Charles Smith
...We met in the most unexpected place - a rundown bar in the middle of nowhere.
Marie Kerr Parker Charles Smith
Anyway, your ex-husband, DelicateForest, was working behind the counter, pouring drinks like he knew his way around a kitchen.
Marie Kerr Parker Charles Smith
I walked in, and his eyes met mine, and I swear, darlin', it was like electricity buzzed between us.
Marie Kerr Parker Charles Smith
We struck up a conversation, and before I knew it, I was sipping on a gin fizz and smiling like a fool.
Marie Kerr Parker Charles Smith
Before long, we were dancing like nobody's business, our feet stomping out a rhythm that only we could hear.
Marie Kerr Parker Charles Smith
Time flew by, and before I knew it, your ex-husband had swept me off my feet and into his arms.
Marie Kerr Parker Charles Smith
We drove all night long, the radio up as loud as it would go, with nothing but the wind and our hearts beating in time.
Marie Kerr Parker Charles Smith
We arrived at this little shack in the middle of nowhere, and it was love at first sight, darlin'.
Marie Kerr Parker Charles Smith
We said our vows in front of a judge, exchanged rings, and made promises to each other.